You know what is missing?

iBeej · Post by **iBeej** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 8:08 am

A Toaster. That's right. My ship needs a toaster for my pop-tarts. Why this isn't in the game is beyond me.

I'm formally requesting, Vice add a toaster component to the ship builder in Evochron and pop-tarts as a highly lucrative trade commodity.

Thanks,

BEEJ

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:30 am

LOL....Just do missions in the warzone and get in weapons range of the Vonari, put your popping-tarts in one of your cargo bay containers and jettison it in front of you between you and the Vonari and let the Vonari Weapons fire toast the cargo container then retrieve them with your tractor beam and you should have a ready supply of toasted popped-tarts for life, they preserve very well in the vacuum of space....and then enjoy them while you watch the fireworks of Vonari explosions....LOL....

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TGS · Post by **TGS** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 2:31 pm

And here I was thinking kitchen sink.

iBeej · Post by **iBeej** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 5:00 pm

A kitchen sink adds too much mass. I know what many of you are thinking. The toaster would be unfair and unbalanced. Maybe Vice could balance this kind of feature by increasing the ships heat signature with a toaster installed. This would give other players a fighting chance against those with pop-tarts.

What do you guys think?

Post by **Marvin** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 7:32 pm

I think you should download some of the modded cockpits and be satisfied with a cup holder.

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Wed Apr 21, 2010 11:58 pm

LOL......Marv.......I have one of those mods and with my Track IR, I try to put my large cup of coke in the cup holder but I keep forgetting it is just virtual and end up spilling it all over my keyboard.....

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Post by **Marvin** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 1:08 am

"Large" cup of Coke ... so you learn. Back in my day, a "large" Coke was what today they call a "small" (16 oz.) ... personally, I drink out of a juice glass. Granted, it won't fit in a virtual cupholder any better than your "large" ... but, at least, it gets a lot less liquid all over my keyboard.

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 2:05 am

I think that is how sticky keys where invented.....LOL....

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iBeej · Post by **iBeej** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 4:43 am

Guys, I'm gonna have to ask you to keep this thread on subject. It's about pop-tarts. The moderators take this subject very serious. I hear it's grounds for a ban.

Ravenfeeder · Post by **Ravenfeeder** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 1:34 pm

Is that a ban or a bun - I like sticky buns!

iBeej · Post by **iBeej** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 2:33 pm

Originally posted by Eclipse
Originally posted by iBeej
Guys, I'm gonna have to ask you to keep this thread on subject. It's about pop-tarts. The moderators take this subject very serious. I hear it's grounds for a ban.
It's about a toaster for pop-tarts, not pop-tarts themselves.
Yeeeeesh, you'd think the original poster could keep it straight.

LOL!!! see!!! I even forgot what we were talking about.

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Thu Apr 22, 2010 4:26 pm

ROFL.......I thought this was about a ships toaster and not just any toaster, and there are plenty of them out there, and when ever you want your ship to be toasted just ask me when I'm around and I will be glad to oblige.....Yeeeeeeeesh....do I always have to put things in relative perspectives...

?.....LOL....

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iBeej · Post by **iBeej** » Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:27 am

C'mon Maars, I can't be the only one who knows you secretly stroke your fulcrum torpedos.

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:15 am

ROFL.....I polish them till they are spic and span and shiny as a mirror so they blind you and you have no way of knowing what hit you.....LOL....

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iBeej · Post by **iBeej** » Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:23 am

Originally posted by Maarschalk
ROFL.....I polish them till they are spic and span and shiny as a mirror so they blind you and you have no way of knowing what hit you.....LOL....:P:P:P:P

I don't know man. I think the massive shockwave gives it away totally.

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Fri Apr 23, 2010 2:27 am

LOL....shock wave could also be from a proximity mine or capital ship explosion....LOL....