The BORG are waiting...

MMaggio · Post by **MMaggio** » Sat Jan 30, 2010 7:20 pm

Babylon 5 reports that while 2 BORG were having their way in Legends space and were still trying to assimilate Babylon 5, not one Legend pilot was brave enough to show his face.
This happened around 2:00 PM EST.
Could this be the end of Legends space ?:(

Archmage · Post by **Archmage** » Sat Jan 30, 2010 8:50 pm

Sounds like a couple of us need to do the "AT&T"!!! That is, "reach out a touch someone"...with a very large stick!!!!!.

I just missed them...my PC borked up some terrible yesterday.

MMaggio · Post by **MMaggio** » Sat Jan 30, 2010 9:51 pm

The BORG are back, and are looking for a fight!

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:13 pm

To bad, I am away from my playing computer this weekend so I will have to wait to get my Borgers well done....

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cheops · Post by **cheops** » Sun Jan 31, 2010 4:06 am

It was good timing on their part as I had a previous engagment that day, and it's not the end of legends it just real life getting in the way.

alpha45 · Post by **alpha45** » Sun Jan 31, 2010 4:49 am

Yeah. I haven't been playing EL recently either. Been moving, and converting my new basement into a firing range is time-consuming.

Post by **Marvin** » Sun Jan 31, 2010 6:51 am

And I had to wash my hair.

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Mon Feb 01, 2010 2:44 am

You must have very long hair Marv......ROFL......Hahahaha......

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DennyMala · Post by **DennyMala** » Mon Feb 01, 2010 8:32 am

We got a BORG visitor yesterday... not much of a fight as sending nukes to pilots in a mission is not much of a borg strategy.

Com'on and get to a head on fight.....we'll see how good you are 8of4.

Post by **Marvin** » Mon Feb 01, 2010 7:50 pm

Originally posted by Maarschalk

You must have very long hair Marv......ROFL......Hahahaha......:P:P:P:P

I was being facetious. We older model robots don't have hair.

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Mon Feb 01, 2010 10:26 pm

Aha, now I get it, it took so long to wash your hair because you could not find any and you spend weeks looking for your wig.....wigs need to be washed to you know...! LOL......

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Post by **Marvin** » Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:29 pm

Soooooo ... let me see if I understand you correctly. If you asked a girl out on a date and she said she couldn't go because she had to wash her hair that night ... you'd believe her?

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Tue Feb 02, 2010 2:21 am

Depends on the girl if she has really really really very long hair, I mean so long that it trails 10 feet behind her on the floor...Yes I'll believe her.....Now if it is a similar girl with a similar length of hair and a similar long beard...No, I won't believe him that he is a her let alone wash his hair.....ROFL....Now if the girl is bald and wears a similar long wig it would depend on when she last did her laundry.......ROFL.......

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cheops · Post by **cheops** » Tue Feb 02, 2010 4:23 pm

I usually offer to wash it for her, that really makes them panic:P:P:P:P

Post by **Marvin** » Tue Feb 02, 2010 6:22 pm

Originally posted by Maarschalk

.....Now if it is a similar girl with a similar length of hair and a similar long beard...No, I won't believe him that he is a her let alone wash his hair.....

Unless you're trying to make a date with a female Discworld dwarf. Then, if he is wearing a dress and goes by the name of officer Littlebottom, then he is definitely a her.

MMaggio · Post by **MMaggio** » Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:54 pm

There was an ad in the jobs section of the newspaper.
Under miscellanious, it read, "Man wanted to wash dishes and two waitresses".
When I got there, the line was half a mile long!;)

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:02 pm

ROFL....MM.....Did the ad have a picture of the two waitresses?.....LOL....

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Post by **Marvin** » Wed Feb 03, 2010 12:08 am

My grandpa liked to tell the one about a sign that used to hang in the window of a barbershop in Zap, North Dakota.

The sign read:

LADIES LEGS SHAVED

Halfway up ........ 10 cents
All the way up ... Free

MMaggio · Post by **MMaggio** » Wed Feb 03, 2010 1:24 pm

LOL... That's a keeper!

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:54 pm

ROFL....Marv....Hahahahahaha....

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Bossk · Post by **Bossk** » Wed Feb 03, 2010 11:15 pm

Came on tonight to look for some Borg, but it looks like they BORGered off! lol

Oh well, never mind. Perhaps next time.

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:24 am

Hahahaha....LOL

Archmage · Post by **Archmage** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 6:14 pm

What do you call 4 Borg singing together????

A) A BorgerShop Quartet!!!

49rTbird · Post by **49rTbird** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:05 pm

No pun like a Bad pun! lol

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Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 11:31 pm

Originally posted by Archmage
What do you call 4 Borg singing together????

A) A BorgerShop Quartet!!!

I did not know that Borgs can sing they could form a Quartet thou Borg1of4, Borg2of4, Borg3of4 and Borg4of4.

What I do not get is Borg8of4 unless she is half a Borg...LOL...

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