On arrival he was pleasantly surprised to find many players logged on. There were a couple of new pilots, but loads of hector protectors. (what's the plural there ... Hector Protecti)? Anyway we'll just say multiple Hectors.
Too many to mention them all but among the noteable, there was the little green creature with a melon head (may the force be with you)
and, oh yes, Pork Chops from the S.D. club. (apparently it was supposed to be a club outing but the rest of his party got lost and were on the wrong server). At first, most of the Hectors were playing contracts in some war zone with Mr. melon head being Mr. big to the rest of them. The Hectors just left Romulan alone to get on with his thing ... fair enough.
So who was first up then? Oh yes ... someone called Julian something or other. Romulan found him beating up an asteroid field with his laser. So he was the first to go up in flames. Nice lad, but he didn't know what hit him really.
No reaction from the Hectors - shame on you all. So when Romulan found Julian beating up another asteroid he got flamed again.
Still no reaction from the Hectors.
So this time Romulan took pity on poor Julian, as obviously none of the Hectors were interested in protecting him, and went for another target called [UE] Lollipop. Now you can't complain that this pilot was in-experienced or an easy target, because it took all eight missiles and some cannon fire to get the wrapper off that lollipop.
It was about this time that Romulan came across another club outing that he hadn't met before. This is a funny club because apparently this club is made up of Zombies. Yes, that right, Zombies. Romulan found it hard to believe but it was correct because they then started killing EACH OTHER. (they must have been hungry for brains).
So Romulan left them to feed on each other and hunted a new target called [JMC] AndyMan.
Romulan says it was more like Andy Pandy the way he flew, but there you go. Anyway Andy Pandy blew up in a glorious fire ball ... "wave by-by Andy".
It was about now that the multiple Hectors, joined by Lollipop, Andy Pandy, some one called [JMC] Insomniac, who was looking for somewhere to have nap, and a few zombies, started to chase poor Romulan with a view to killing him. Unfortunately they weren't up to the job, and even when Romulan entered a nebula poor old Mr. melon head failed to realise that the restrictions of the nebula applied to him as well as Romulan, so he could only watch as Romulan showed him how to escape and evade in a nebula.
All he did was wave his little stick at Romulan and call him a few names. By now, all the multiple Hectors were after poor Romulan so to end the night in grand style, Romulan slipped through this defensive net despite their best efforts and made a magnificent attack run on a pilot called Swords who blew up in a brilliant fire ball. He then quit to ease his ribs from laughing.
Romulan enjoyed his time in B5 immensely and says you Hector Protectors should be ashamed of yourselves. He was allowed to kill 5 targets last night, so don't blame Romulan for the deaths of these pilots, the Hectors are not doing their job.
Romulan is looking forward to getting in amongst a few more club outings very soon.
It would appear that Romulan may be starring in a new movie on the Pork Chops label. Romulan is quite handsome for a Romulan so he asks that you get it right please.
Admiral Sindari.
[Edited on 9-14-2009 by Admiral Sindari]
