Clone Report

BraveHart · Post by **BraveHart** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:37 pm

There I was sitting in Al's bar having a nice Cold Beer when a critter caught my eye as it stumbled into the wall and fell into one of the chairs at my table. All the poor critter could say was "Too many names...Too many names....Too many names" Ha-Ha what a hoot it was to see one of -Darkhorse's- clones had taken a step off into the deep end. I poured the clone a mug of "Anti-freeze" to see if that would help uncork it's knot in his mainframe

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"Yuppers" that did the trick! the Clone pleaded with me saying he could not go back to serve his Mad Master and would do anything to get away and never come back!! I told him to follow me and I would help to end his nightmare....so off we went to the back of Al's bar where I installed the ultimate stealth device in one of the clones equipment slots. The Clone thanked me and gave me a Surprised look as I booted him into the Airlock and Jettisoned him back into Space

I sat back down and drank down another flagon of Ice Cold Beer and chuckled as I saw one of -Darkhorse's- ex-clones explode into a Flash of Space Dust out the port window...he-he. Have to admit that a thermite nuclear Grenade makes one heck of a Stealth system...Ha-Ha-Ha you'll never find that clone

BENERICK · Post by **BENERICK** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 8:18 pm

ROFL classic Brave classic!! LOL

-Darkhorse- · Post by **-Darkhorse-** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 10:17 pm

Very Funny Bravehart. Are you asking to be cloned or replicated? Watch out because you might be next! ROFL!:P:P:P

warsign · Post by **warsign** » Thu Sep 10, 2009 1:18 pm

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Fri Sep 11, 2009 1:46 am

LOL!^^^:P:P:P

mbz · Post by **mbz** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:34 pm

HEHEHE, You gotta love space stories like that.

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BraveHart · Post by **BraveHart** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:05 am

Clone Report #2

While doing a Patrol mission for the Alliance Navy in an unknown system I came upon a crippled Clone ship....In a snap decision I decided to follow the clone to see where it went. So I turned on my Stealth system and followed the crippled Clone for several sectors until at last we came to a Huge Asteroid....I was smiling a lot as I followed the Clone inside!.....Jackpot....I had discovered a Clone Factory. I landed my ship and embarked on a mission of mischief and mayhem

, in no time at all I found a lot of places to put my thermite nuclear bombs to good use....when I was planting the last of my Fun surprises I heard: "Hey it's the little Green Guy..GET HIM!!!!"....Hahahahahaha and the race was on to get back to my ship

....with a bit of Luck and very fast little feet I made it to my ship in no time at All...I fired up my ship, kicked in the Afterburners and was Gone...I turned my IDS off and turned the ship around just in time to see the Huge Asteroid Explode into a million pieces....

, It was time to head to Al's Bar for a nice Cold Flagon of Beer

"By the way...if you noticed a lack of Clones flying around they could just be looking for a New Home"

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:36 pm

I was wondering where all the clones went. LOL

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-Darkhorse- · Post by **-Darkhorse-** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:55 pm

Originally posted by BraveHart
Clone Report #2

While doing a Patrol mission for the Alliance Navy in an unknown system I came upon a crippled Clone ship....In a snap decision I decided to follow the clone to see where it went. So I turned on my Stealth system and followed the crippled Clone for several sectors until at last we came to a Huge Asteroid....I was smiling a lot as I followed the Clone inside!.....Jackpot....I had discovered a Clone Factory. I landed my ship and embarked on a mission of mischief and mayhem , in no time at all I found a lot of places to put my thermite nuclear bombs to good use....when I was planting the last of my Fun surprises I heard: "Hey it's the little Green Guy..GET HIM!!!!"....Hahahahahaha and the race was on to get back to my ship ....with a bit of Luck and very fast little feet I made it to my ship in no time at All...I fired up my ship, kicked in the Afterburners and was Gone...I turned my IDS off and turned the ship around just in time to see the Huge Asteroid Explode into a million pieces...., It was time to head to Al's Bar for a nice Cold Flagon of Beer

"By the way...if you noticed a lack of Clones flying around they could just be looking for a New Home"

Destruction of Factory 0110110111111111 in Astroid confirmed. One Green Alien known as BraveHart DNA was scanned and captured and transmitted to headquarters before destruction of Factory. DNA scan transmitted matched DNA already in data base. This is the second infraction by this Green Alien. This BraveHart did not seem to have read the rules or is ignoring them. New Clones of BraveHart are being manufactured as this message is being transmitted. One of the many hidden factories has received the command to manufacture exclusievely this Green little alien BraveHart. Expect invasion of BraveHart clones. LOL

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BraveHart · Post by **BraveHart** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 6:04 pm

LMAO

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:03 pm

ROFL ! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

BraveHart · Post by **BraveHart** » Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:54 pm

"Always Funny to see the Clone react when I poke 'em with my little walking stick"

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 3:27 am

Or is that a running away stick. I never saw a clone run away from you BraveHart but I have seen them and heard of them chasing you and you handeled that stick quite well for running away that is. LOL

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BraveHart · Post by **BraveHart** » Sat Oct 10, 2009 4:47 pm

Chasing is correct....as I am having Fun taking pics while they are trying to catch me

....priorities ya know, hahahahaha

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Sun Oct 11, 2009 12:26 am

Originally posted by BraveHart
Chasing is correct....as I am having Fun taking pics while they are trying to catch me ....priorities ya know, hahahahaha

Watch out for those hidden cameras. You never know who is taking pictures on your six before firing their missiles on you!

LOL

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BraveHart · Post by **BraveHart** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 5:03 am

Clone Report #3

I love Al's Bar...it is the BEST place to get an Ice Cold Flagon of Beer and BBQ Vonari this side of Sapphire, mmmm-mmmm GOOD. While I was enjoying my dinner a long time friend showed up and took a seat at the table, Grinning like he just scored a huge cargo hold of fuel converters for next to nothing...(Knowing him he probably stole 'em from a starport

). "How you doing Bounty Hunter" I asked. He laughed and could barely contain his mirth as he said "You won't believe what I just got paid to do!....Some Newbie in Sapphire paid me a million credits to Track down and capture the clone maker -Darkhorse-...and deliver him to the Alliance Navy genetics lab...haha, I found him checking out that huge Asteroid in the Wolf Zone...I pulled a Sneaky is as Sneaky does tactic on him, just like you taught me, and put a boot upside of his head and hog tied him like he was the last Cow on the Range"...."Hahahaha when he woke up he was in an Alliance lab and the Lab techs were taking him apart one cell at a time...He said: "keep it up you Lab jockeys I'm gonna clone 10 of you for every cell of mine you take!!!" then one of the lab techs poked him in the eye saying "Yeah Right".....

"He was probably a clone of -Darkhorse- but it sure was easy money" said the Bounty Hunter...."Hahahahaha, stop your Hurting my Ribs" I said as I was LMAO and rolling around on the floor of Al's Bar

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:17 pm

ROFL^^^ BraveHart, where do you come up with these! Hahahahahahahahahahahahah

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-Darkhorse- · Post by **-Darkhorse-** » Thu Oct 15, 2009 6:38 pm

Abduction incidence confirmed. One Darkhorse's clone 5 billion of the 19 Trillion cells have been taken apart and analyzed by the Alliance. 5 billion transmissions received one for every cell analyzed. 50 billion Alliance clones have been ordered and are being processed. Due to heavy production requirements the order will not be able to complete in a timely manner. Patience is requested from all Humans to see any effects of this production.
The abducted clone was able to capture and transmit the Bounty hunters DNA for cloning and will be processed as soon as heavy production is complete.

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BraveHart · Post by **BraveHart** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 5:10 pm

Clone Report #4

"Finally.....after Months of planning and preparation I have worked out the plans for a Mega-Thermite nuclear Torpedo with a homing circuit that allows the torpedo to follow the sounds of heavy clone productions anywhere in the Evochron Universe!!".....I allowed myself to celebrate with a Ice Cold Flagon of Beer at Al's Bar, Man that is the coldest beer in the Universe.....While I was enjoying another round Eclipse and Gorf came into Al's..."Hey Brave"said Eclipse "Where have you been?" "Moo" said Gorf with a Grin...."Hey Clan Brothers pull up a chair and have a round on me" I said " Get ready to see a Cool show!!" I motioned for Al to turn on the Big Screen monitor. As Eclipse and Gorf were downing their Flagon of beer the monitor flickered to life and a picture appeared...."Wow what a Cool Nebula" said Eclipse " is that an Asteroid I see in the Nebula?" "Looks like it to me" I said grinning from ear to ear.."Moooo what are you up to Brave?" said Gorf laughing as he ordered another round. Eclipse and Gorf both knew how much I loved "Sneaky is as Sneaky Does" tactics....I could hardly control my mirth as I told them to keep an eye on the Asteroid. Eclipse and Gorf both started busting a Gut when they saw the Asteroid start pouring out tons of clones.....then BOOOOM. The Monitor went Blank and a few seconds later a Flash of light filled up Al's Bar followed by a shock wave that had us Laughing so hard that we Almost spilled our Beer......Ha Ha Ha. "Another Clone factory bites the Dust......Time for another Round Al."

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 5:30 pm

ROFL !

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GORF · Post by **GORF** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 6:49 pm

Originally posted by Maarschalk
ROFL ! :P:P:P:P:P:P

You go ahead and laugh.......He is working on a mine version for me lolololo;););)

BENERICK · Post by **BENERICK** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 9:14 pm

Hey there Gorf man how are ya, been a while.

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Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 11:07 pm

Originally posted by GORF
Originally posted by Maarschalk
ROFL ! :P:P:P:P:P:P

You go ahead and laugh.......He is working on a mine version for me lolololo;););)

Now why would he want to obliterate a Clan member of his own Clan? ROFL

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