Clan: [V] - Vonari

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From post: 170464, Topic: tid=7407, author=Rubber Chicken wrote:^ Perhaps the Vons should commence operation "Squeegee the windows at Command Alpha". :D There's probably a pretty thick layer of Von DNA all over that station....

We don't need Von DNA, not that you would find much on the windows at Command Alpha anyway, most of the DNA there is huaman.

We need full human biological specimenz.
Mostly we need the brainz. They are the biological AI power system on all the front line Vonari fighters, you know, the ones you see most often in the warzones getting slaughtered by the hundreds.
Come to think of it, maybe we shouldn't use human brainz.

Oh, but we need the other parts anyway and we are still perfecting the mind control devices and human brains have proven to be the very best for that particular research. ; )

We know they are not very effective as fighter ship computers but other species are not easy to find and we have tried with a few we captured and found them to be even worse than the humanz.

Chicken brains might work better, I wonder.
Maybe we should see if we can acquire one from somewhere.
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From post: 170499, Topic: tid=7407, author=Vonari translatorial wrote:Chicken brains might work better, I wonder.
:cool: That depends. Are you planning to teach your ships how to play tic-tac-toe?
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From post: 170502, Topic: tid=7407, author=Marvin wrote:
From post: 170499, Topic: tid=7407, author=Vonari translatorial wrote:Chicken brains might work better, I wonder.
:cool: That depends. Are you planning to teach your ships how to play tic-tac-toe?
would be useful for trips to home and back
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Rubber Chicken(tm) brand chicken brains are at least good for checkers. At least that's what the label on the can says...
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:cool: I would've thought they'd be experts at rubber bridge. ;)
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Not after the recent carnival bouncey-castle failures that have occurred, our R&D is working overtime. :(
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.............. From High Command ............
message as received :::::::::

The Vonari send greetingzs.
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To avoid confusingz as to who is acting under Official [V] command,
we make clear our rules for the battles against Star Gate and or any other clan.

1._ Vonari not attack any clans percentages in claimed systems when their clan is not online.

2._ Vonari not build more than one station in any claimed systems when their clan is not online.

3._ Station detonators will not be used when their clan is not online.

Any [V] pilot acting outside of clan rules and these three main points of war is to be considered as Von imposter.

The pure breed, the true blood, honor the clan rules and the "Vonari code of honor"
as seen on page one.

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As to the current conflicts with Stargate we would like you to know.

Vonari not interest in Deneb percentages or taking your claims.
We do not want Deneb we just want the fight.
If Von not fight we will go back to sleep from boredom.
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[SG] not our first choice to battle with but only good choice left.
Star Gate not a natural enemy, not exactly all human and a bit rubbery to be a true enemy and in fact we have offered alliance in the past.
Only choice left to fight funness in battles and maybe DNA samples and other science related objectives.
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We will claim Aquila and offer WarGames
to be held if possible in Alpha Centauri against [SG].
Hope you are in agreementz?
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[Edited on 6-8-2014 by Vonari translatorial]
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Post by Vonari translatorial »

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Feeling sleepy again...
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[SG] Command is working on many real life things + trying to draw up a proposal that might work. We'll get back to you...
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My apologies Vonari translatorial. I've been super busy in the real life quadrant, but hopefully life will slow down a bit since I am graduating from high school today. :)


SG will fight you in a slightly new way. A clan war that is fun instead of pizza deliveries. Alpha Centauri will be the system we will battle for. Each clan is allowed to make 3 stations before every battle in visible space. Be creative with your station placement. For every station that is destroyed successfully, the opposing clan gets 25 points. No contracting is allowed unless it is to be used as a opportunity for a battle with other clan members. For example, an [SG] pilot contracting just to raise percentage is to be viewed as needing reprimanded and the same goes for [V] pilots... on the other hand, if an [SG] pilot accepts a contract to get [V] pilots to hopefully jump to the waypoint for a fight, its allowed. Each kill made by either side against the beginning side will be worth 10 points. At the end of the battle, the score will be posted on the forum. We will use Captain Caveman's scoring mod to see how many kills each pilot got and check the stations to see how many points there. At the next battle we will make sure we have three visible stations for each clan and that the scoring mod is reset, then we will fight again.

Is this acceptable to you Vonari translatorial?
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Acceptable it is, yes it is better than sleep.
Mine as thinking for, let get us together and shoot each other ; )
Thinking not was I, how organized must things be for us to funness.
If you want scores and points we will agree though not we ask for.
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We have tested and obtained DNA from enough huamans for analysis to completion.

Just we are missing DNA and brains from [FF] clan.
Only Hawkeye has been kind enough to "donate", so far.

Hope to come into contact with clan [FF] pilots again in our last hope for more DNA, brainsz and funness.

Let this be a challenge of sorts.

IF any [FF] still fly, please let us know.



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All previous and old "vonari for the day" invitations are canceled.

Any pilot wishing to fly with [V] must contact me by u2u.

Any and all Vonari imposters will be hunted down and exposed.

Active Vonari are to continue to either post battle reports themselves or forward the report
to me to post in the flight logs.

Every action in game must be reported, even no combat exercises.

We are ceasing all combat and training until further notice.



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Post by Kratos »

Understood Boss.