HawkEye's 20 Favorite Splosives' Quotes and One-Liners

HawkEye11 · Post by **HawkEye11** » Fri May 16, 2014 11:42 pm

After hours and hours of diving in the forum threads; reliving moments and enjoying the nostalgia; I realized that my very good friend Splosives is a real wise-guy and I really enjoy the things he has to say. So I decided to record my favorites as I browsed the threads.
Even more difficult than finding every single quote was trying to decide which ones made the cut as my favorite 10, and after much deliberation my favorite 20. 10 proved to be too difficult to decide.
These may not be the best quotes, but they are the best I could find, and are arranged in an order to be more amusing.
So without further ado I present: HawkEye's 20 Favorite Splosives' Quotes and One-Liners. Enjoy..

"Finally, another opportunity for extreme violence!"

"Freedom fighters, prepare for preparation of defensive maneuvers! Dust off your uniforms, clean out the garbage of your pilot seats, refuel, re-arm, go to the toilet before you take off"

"I'm sorry, but Alpha centauri is where our powerplants and fuel factories are located"....."You're welcome to try and take it though"

"You can take what is ours, but can you keep what is yours?"

"So don't, unless you want to fight, in which case, please do"

"Once the dogs of war are unleashed, they will never go back to their cages without getting what they're after"

"This is exactly what I want to hear... Pointless cries for help and pity... All of them pointless because In space, nobody can hear you scream"

"We will leave AQ alone, because there is nothing for us to destroy there"

"Freedom Fighters will not negotiate with the abominations"

"We don't accept money for payment, we only accept blood"

"Your efforts are futile"

"For each single Freedom Fighter that dies by your hands we will slay one hundred"

"Anyone is but a slingshot against the brick wall of the Freedom Fighters"

"Acts of war are not uncommon if there is a war going on"

"it is a shame that I had to reduce him to stardust"

"If I teach people to do stuff themselves, they won't need my services anymore"

"Should I stop making hot dogs out of your people?"

"May the spirit of Splosives-Jitsu watch over you"

"You already had trouble fighting my student...You have trouble fighting me. Are you sure you are prepared to face my master?"

"Freedom Fighters: Kicking names and taking butt since 2012"

Post by **Marvin** » Sat May 17, 2014 12:30 am

"For each single Freedom Fighter that dies by your hands we will slay one hundred"

I'd be happy if he could find half that many on line at any one time.

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Sat May 17, 2014 1:30 am

LOL, Marv....So true.....

:P

Lazarus · Post by **Lazarus** » Sat May 17, 2014 11:50 am

Splosives is such a jerk.

Post by **Marvin** » Sat May 17, 2014 4:01 pm

To coin a phrase from this guy:

When you say that ... smile.

Rubber Chicken · Post by **Rubber Chicken** » Sat May 17, 2014 4:06 pm

From post: 170261, Topic: tid=11408, author=HawkEye11 wrote:

"May the spirit of Splosives-Jitsu watch over you"

Cluck Fu is superior.