Clan [M] Mercenary Elite

Dark Magnus · Post by **Dark Magnus** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:38 pm

Contract-eliminate pilot Sky King: Negative. Contract-eliminate pilot Rubber Chicken: Active

No new orders received.

Rubber Chicken · Post by **Rubber Chicken** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:04 pm

Oughta be a ROYAL rumble if you [M]ercs ever show up Magnus. Peoples' popcorn is getting cold.....

[Edited on 1-21-2013 by Rubber Chicken]

PlasmaJedi · Post by **PlasmaJedi** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 10:35 pm

I've always wanted to use these...

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I know, I know, you're terrified, aren't you, Mr Chicken! BWHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

Mercenary X · Post by **Mercenary X** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:54 am

Those are some funky messages, PlasmaJedi! Good ole Fusion! Panza Kick-Boxing, great game eh heh.

Mr CHICKEN! Rubber... You under estimate the [M]Mercenary Elite Establishment! We have members that rival your legendary skills, and soon you will see for yourself that the Hunt is well and truly on.

Our client has doubled the said Fee, which is (Classified - [M] Eyes Only) for the demise of the Rubber Chicken.

Our client is displeased with the progress so far... If no Mercenary is able to take the contract, I will personally hunt down the Rubber Chicken myself. If I do not make it, DarkMagnus will know what to do.

Rubber Chicken, on Saturday 26th, I will fly all night in search for you. Make sure you're online... lol

(Edited for spelling mistakes... tis what's known as... Russian. I russian ma typing... ><)

[Edited on 1-22-2013 by Mercenary X]

R3T51N15? · Post by **R3T51N15?** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:14 pm

For real ur hunting a rubber chicken??
High in fibre but.....rubbery. xP I was told rubber chicken is one of the best is that true?? If so, how funny xD

SeeJay · Post by **SeeJay** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:23 pm

From post: 156470, Topic: tid=10215, author=R3T51N15? wrote:For real ur hunting a rubber chicken??
High in fibre but.....rubbery. xP I was told rubber chicken is one of the best is that true?? If so, how funny xD

Hi and welcome.

It is true, he (it?) is one of the best out there.
Also it smells funny!:P

See ya out there!;)

R3T51N15? · Post by **R3T51N15?** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 12:48 pm

So its mission impossible I love it xP
Hiya xP and thanks. Btw mercenaries add me to ur list I killed a man and renamed him for my co pilot, and now I have a pretty mammoth......that's a crime and I must be wanted xP

PlasmaJedi · Post by **PlasmaJedi** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 2:21 pm

I shall be online later today, Chicken! Show yourself! Don't "chicken out"!

Unfortunately, being in the EST zone, It will be about 7 pm GMT.

So show yourself! I call you out! Your rubbery goodness shall be feasted upon by all my comrades! The remains of your ship shall be used as an oven to roast you, and your leftovers will be made into super-bouncy-balls for the children at the local orphanage!

Pray to your gods, you rubber monstrosity! You will soon meet them!

(Being that I almost never actually see anyone online, I must be in an awful time zone. So worry not if you are unable to show.)

Rubber Chicken · Post by **Rubber Chicken** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 6:55 pm

O.O.C.

@ MercX - Saturdays are usually no good for me to be on EM. However the guitarist in my band has to replace his dead car though and I don't know how long that's going to take. He lives an hour and a half away from where we rehearse at so we can't just simply pick him up. It's pretty much the toss of a coin as to whether I'll be there.

@ Plasma Jedi - I unfortunately have other real-life matters going today, but now that I know you are flying on GMT time, I'll make it a point to appear when I next am able.

In Character*

Seriously.... You [M]ercs want ME to fly on YOUR schedule? HaHaHa! You have to be kidding me! I knew you all were pretty incompetent, but I had NO idea you were this daft!

@ RT351N15? - Being a criminal isn't enough for these guys. They're a bunch of criminals themselves. (R.I.P. Cousin Bernie, may your Heaven be full of pacifist like you...) I may also be labeled as one by various governments of the Evoverse, but there's a big difference why I'm of interest, and you're not: MONEY

[M]ercs aren't law enforcement or bail-bondsmen, they're bounty hunters in the pure essence of the word. Money talks, B*ll$h*t walks and anyone wanting to hire them better sing and dance real good.

Here's a tip RT3 - If you want these [M]ercs to pursue you, make enough noise in the galaxy to warrant someone wanting to pay for your being dead.

Oh and BTW.... if we do meet out there in the void [M]erc, ya still gotta catch me!

Good Cluck!

[Edited on 1-22-2013 by Rubber Chicken]

PlasmaJedi · Post by **PlasmaJedi** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 7:20 pm

From post: 156487, Topic: tid=10215, author=Rubber Chicken wrote: Seriously.... You [M]ercs want ME to fly on YOUR schedule? HaHaHa! You have to be kidding me! I knew you all were pretty incompetent, but I had NO idea you were this daft!

Well, it seemed to be worth trying the direct approach... Beats hiding behind the Sapphire trade station waiting for you to--- oops! did I just say that??

Perhaps we are not true hard-core mercenaries, maybe we consider ourselves heroes for hire? Regardless, when we do accept a contract, we will be bound by honor and glory to complete it!

Your reign of polyethylene terror shall end as quickly as your saggy corpse tumbles into re-entry! Even the beasts that creepeth upon the ground shall vomit up your remains! None shall weep at your demise! The universe shall not miss you!

(Lol! I'm actually EST, but I get on in the afternoons, not the late evenings. Which is why at GMT, it'll be 7-ish pm. I'm going to log in very soon right now.)

[Edited on 1-22-2013 by PlasmaJedi]

zex · Post by **zex** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:03 pm

From post: 156473, Topic: tid=10215, author=SeeJay wrote:
From post: 156470, Topic: tid=10215, author=R3T51N15? wrote:For real ur hunting a rubber chicken??
High in fibre but.....rubbery. xP I was told rubber chicken is one of the best is that true?? If so, how funny xD
Hi and welcome.

It is true, he (it?) is one of the best out there.
Also it smells funny!:P

See ya out there!;)

I can confirm (both points)

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 8:14 pm

From post: 156501, Topic: tid=10215, author=zex wrote:
From post: 156473, Topic: tid=10215, author=SeeJay wrote:
From post: 156470, Topic: tid=10215, author=R3T51N15? wrote:For real ur hunting a rubber chicken??
High in fibre but.....rubbery. xP I was told rubber chicken is one of the best is that true?? If so, how funny xD
Hi and welcome.

It is true, he (it?) is one of the best out there.
Also it smells funny!:P

See ya out there!;)
I can confirm (both points)

Specialy if you get he/it a little bit roosted, which is not easy to do!....

:P

Star King · Post by **Star King** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:02 pm

Please put me on your Mercenaries hit list!!!!! Please!!!!!!

This is just my opinion:
This game needs clans like the Mercenaries, ESF & Rebels, etc... to keep the role playing of both good and evil rivals going. There should be no clan allies for the sake of game action and competiveness!

Just remember its a fun role playing game!!!! Anyone who takes this game for more then it is should play single player!!!!!

So please enjoy and get a good laugh every time you play!

[Edited on 12-25-2008 by Star King]

zex · Post by **zex** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:39 pm

From post: 156504, Topic: tid=10215, author=Maarschalk wrote:
From post: 156501, Topic: tid=10215, author=zex wrote:
From post: 156473, Topic: tid=10215, author=SeeJay wrote:
From post: 156470, Topic: tid=10215, author=R3T51N15? wrote:For real ur hunting a rubber chicken??
High in fibre but.....rubbery. xP I was told rubber chicken is one of the best is that true?? If so, how funny xD
Hi and welcome.

It is true, he (it?) is one of the best out there.
Also it smells funny!:P

See ya out there!;)
I can confirm (both points)
Specialy if you get he/it a little bit roosted, which is not easy to do!....:P

Roosted or Roasted? Both may apply.

Rubber Chicken · Post by **Rubber Chicken** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:44 pm

Nope. Cool, Calm, and as Raw as it gets here!

* I'm also EST Plasma Jedi. But now that I know you prefer your EM as an afternoon delight, I'll try to be around.

A Trade Station in Sapphire you say? ......hmmm.

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 9:48 pm

From post: 156515, Topic: tid=10215, author=zex wrote:
From post: 156504, Topic: tid=10215, author=Maarschalk wrote:
From post: 156501, Topic: tid=10215, author=zex wrote:
From post: 156473, Topic: tid=10215, author=SeeJay wrote:
From post: 156470, Topic: tid=10215, author=R3T51N15? wrote:For real ur hunting a rubber chicken??
High in fibre but.....rubbery. xP I was told rubber chicken is one of the best is that true?? If so, how funny xD
Hi and welcome.

It is true, he (it?) is one of the best out there.
Also it smells funny!:P

See ya out there!;)
I can confirm (both points)
Specialy if you get he/it a little bit roosted, which is not easy to do!....:P
Roosted or Roasted? Both may apply.

LOL, Roasted I mean please forgive me my very, very bad American!.......

:P

Star King · Post by **Star King** » Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:28 pm

RC your a pilot with many ID's!!!
You are the most interesting Chicken in Evochron!!!!

Rubber Chicken · Post by **Rubber Chicken** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 12:46 am

The second part is quite true.

Either you mis-read my post to Plasma Jedi that I am also in the Eastern Standard Time Zone as me being PJ, and bantering with myself, or you are saying I just have many callsigns I use for when I don't want to fight.

If you are just saying that I have many callsigns that I use, I really fail to see how that relates to this thread. After all I'm not the only one now am I?

Mercenary X · Post by **Mercenary X** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 7:28 am

Comment on the above: I "Mercenary X" operate with a number of different accounts on the forum, four actually - One which I hardly ever use anymore, which is more of a Beta account now, and three including this one (that're in seperate clans) The main reason for this is that I'm the kind that keeps thinking of new ideas and enjoys putting them into action...

And I'm honest. All you have to do is ask. Say, you could think of it as "Arnie" - He played MANY characters over his career... Many... heheh... Maybe most of them were the same, but you know what I mean.

Back to character. Ahem...

Response to Star King: I'll tell you what I can do, as head contact to the Establishment. I'll take your post as the Hiring...

This is a good one...

All Mercenaries! We have been Hired by the customer "Star King" - For the Bounty Hunting of the Pilot known as "Star King"... For PvP reasons. (Well, we can be hired to catch a Rubber Chicken! Why not a pilot that wants Himself hunted for his own reasons... We can do that!)

Rubber, I nearly mis-read your post, for a moment I thought the Establishment couldn't tell a chicken form a human...

Mercenary X · Post by **Mercenary X** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 7:36 am

From post: 156487, Topic: tid=10215, author=Rubber Chicken wrote:O.O.C.

@ MercX - Saturdays are usually no good for me to be on EM. However the guitarist in my band has to replace his dead car though and I don't know how long that's going to take. He lives an hour and a half away from where we rehearse at so we can't just simply pick him up. It's pretty much the toss of a coin as to whether I'll be there.

@ Plasma Jedi - I unfortunately have other real-life matters going today, but now that I know you are flying on GMT time, I'll make it a point to appear when I next am able.

In Character*

Seriously.... You [M]ercs want ME to fly on YOUR schedule? HaHaHa! You have to be kidding me! I knew you all were pretty incompetent, but I had NO idea you were this daft!

@ RT351N15? - Being a criminal isn't enough for these guys. They're a bunch of criminals themselves. (R.I.P. Cousin Bernie, may your Heaven be full of pacifist like you...) I may also be labeled as one by various governments of the Evoverse, but there's a big difference why I'm of interest, and you're not: MONEY

[M]ercs aren't law enforcement or bail-bondsmen, they're bounty hunters in the pure essence of the word. Money talks, B*ll$h*t walks and anyone wanting to hire them better sing and dance real good.

Here's a tip RT3 - If you want these [M]ercs to pursue you, make enough noise in the galaxy to warrant someone wanting to pay for your being dead.

Oh and BTW.... if we do meet out there in the void [M]erc, ya still gotta catch me!

Good Cluck!

[Edited on 1-22-2013 by Rubber Chicken]

We will meet out there soon, Rubber Chicken. If you make me chase you, then so be it. I'll chase you until the end of time itself... Until the bounty is met.

R3 if you have the Credits, You may hire us to hunt You down... lol

PlasmaJedi · Post by **PlasmaJedi** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 2:09 pm

From post: 156552, Topic: tid=10215, author=Mercenary X wrote: We will meet out there soon, Rubber Chicken. If you make me chase you, then so be it. I'll chase you until the end of time itself... Until the bounty is met.

Somebody cue 'Yakety Sax'

I've gotta worry about being contracted to hunt the contractee.... Lets hope it isn't a trap. Tho I kinda doubt star king is the type clever enough to spring a trap... Or maybe he wants us to think that!!

[Edited on 1-23-2013 by PlasmaJedi]

PlasmaJedi · Post by **PlasmaJedi** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:12 pm

I have dueled the chicken, and I am most dishonored...

I engaged him in single combat, and he proved to be an honorable foe, not hiding behind an army of minions... He didn't need to...

Alas! My ship! Now I need a new one after ejecting halfway across the system! Even my cloaking device could not get the jump upon him. Exchanging swarms of missiles, each detonating by cannon fire or splattering relatively harmless upon our shields, I sought to end the duel of patience and charged him. That.... was a mistake....

...lost to a damn chicken.... I'll never live this one down!

... (,-_-)

I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!

[Edited on 1-23-2013 by PlasmaJedi]

Rubber Chicken · Post by **Rubber Chicken** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:22 pm

Scratch one [M]erc.

Oddly enough I thought I was going to be the one using stealth, but it was the opposite!

...Cluck!.....

Tanvaras · Post by **Tanvaras** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 11:33 pm

Alas we have had a downed pilot to the Notorious Mr Rubber Chicken, So in regard to your victory I have a victory song for you my friend.

We shall meet in space soon enough and I pray your song will be your funeral march instead.

Rubber Chickens Victory Song

You shall be avenged my Brother Mercenary!

OOC - Well done Mr RB, but there are more Merc pilots out there hunting you sir.

Post by **Marvin** » Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:24 am

From post: 156669, Topic: tid=10215, author=Tanvaras wrote:Rubber Chickens Victory Song

It used to be you could get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant. Now you just go to YouTube.