Clan [M] Mercenary Elite

Rubber Chicken · Post by **Rubber Chicken** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:45 am

From post: 156089, Topic: tid=10215, author=SeeJay wrote: Hmmm.

This special Rubber Chicken has helped me out many times when I needed it.

I might have something to say (with my guns) if I see him being hunted down!;):D

You stick your neck out for me.... I stick my neck out for you.
Cheers Mate!

@ The [M]ercenary Establishment -

Heh. Good Cluck!

:P

Mercenary X · Post by **Mercenary X** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:33 pm

From post: 156089, Topic: tid=10215, author=SeeJay wrote:
From post: 156082, Topic: tid=10215, author=Mercenary X wrote:Said like a true professional, Dark Magnus.

Unlike an additional contract added to the many unfulfilled [M] Contracts filling up the filing cabinets... You would NOT believe the amount of paperwork I have to do for the Establishment. The Contracts are building up, Mercenaries!!!! We're gonna need to turn it up.

New Contract:

- We, the [M] Mercenary Elite, as crazy as this may sound, have been hired to hunt and kill... A Rubber Chicken.
The Civilian that contacted the Establishment wishes to remain a classified customer and will indulge no personal information about his hiring. All we have to know is:

This Rubber Chicken is considered Extremely Dangerous! It flies the servers of Ceti Alpha V and Starport 6...

Nonsense? I don't think so... Information supplied by Top Sources have recorded sightings of such a being. MANY SIGHTINGS. This thing is real... This thing needs to be destroyed.

[M] Mercenary Elite Pilots Unite!!! We have been hired.

[Edited on 1-18-2013 by Mercenary X]
Hmmm.

This special Rubber Chicken has helped me out many times when I needed it.

I might have something to say (with my guns) if I see him being hunted down!;):D

SeeJay, I am under no impression that this... Rubber Chicken being... is some what of a Legendary and Practically Unbeatable Pilot...

I'll let you in on a little secret of mine.

"To be the Best, you have to Beat the Best."

My pilots will be the best.

And Rubber Chicken, I believe the Luck bestowed upon us is well worth taking... I fear for the lives of the [M] Elite Pilots, but the Rewards for this Defeat are far Greater than Cash!

The Rewards are Title Gaining!!!! Legend Opponent - Rubber Chicken.

Dark Magnus · Post by **Dark Magnus** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 12:57 pm

Contract to eliminate a Rubber Chicken acknowledged. Contract to complete maintanence for [SW] clan in Sirius acknowledged.

Contracts are now in effect.

[Edited on 1-18-2013 by Dark Magnus]

Mercenary X · Post by **Mercenary X** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 1:03 pm

The AstriaNorge Vs The Rubber Chicken.

This I'd PAY to see!

[Edited on 1-18-2013 by Mercenary X]

Vonari translatorial · Fri Jan 18, 2013 1:58 pm

Mercenary X · Post by **Mercenary X** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 2:19 pm

Laugh Out Loud!!!!! Fantastic Imagery. And now I have seen it all. The Elite look Awesome!

.....

Until tomorrow, I believe.

Post by **Marvin** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:01 pm

Rubber Chicken · Post by **Rubber Chicken** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:47 pm

From post: 156101, Topic: tid=10215, author=Mercenary X wrote:
And Rubber Chicken, I believe the Luck bestowed upon us is well worth taking....

Ahhh.... Young Grasshopper..... Luck is good.
But.......... Without CLUCK..... You will NEVER succeed!

Rubber Chicken · Post by **Rubber Chicken** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:49 pm

From post: 156111, Topic: tid=10215, author=Vonari translatorial wrote:

LOLZ! The two on the right are looking back at their Commander and saying - "Are you SURE this is a good idea?"

[Edited on 1-18-2013 by Rubber Chicken]

Schmidtrock · Post by **Schmidtrock** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:53 pm

HAHAHAHA!

PlasmaJedi · Post by **PlasmaJedi** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 7:43 pm

From post: 156111, Topic: tid=10215, author=Vonari translatorial wrote:

Is THIS why our government contracts the Merc Elite??? How embarrassing!! I swear, if it want for the credits, I might just tell em to shove it... Buuuuut, there's credits.... so, why not?

Prepare to meet thy synthetic-smelling-factory maker!!! I shall not weep as I disintegrate the likes of such an abominable chicken!

When I return with the rubbery remains of the foul beast, you can call me colonel sanders!!

Rubber Chicken · Post by **Rubber Chicken** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:14 pm

Guess I might brush off the ol' Dumpster Jedi tag just for you.....

zex · Post by **zex** » Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:26 pm

Local markets report rising value for Popcorn Units.

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 7:43 am

That is hillarious!....ROFL!......

:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P.....Ooooooh me poor ribs!.....

Tanvaras · Post by **Tanvaras** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:06 pm

We baited, captured, and executed one of Rubber Chickens followers the other day, Your time is getting closer Mr Rubber Chicken

Rubber Chicken · Post by **Rubber Chicken** » Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:16 pm

Cousin Bernie!!!!! You....will....be....AVENGED!

That's IT! The gloves are off now...

Post by **Marvin** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 12:30 am

You would think eggs from a rubber chicken would bounce. I guess the rubber part sits on a recessive gene.

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:24 am

If a Rubber Chicken lays an egg on the Federation Aliance border who has the right to claim the egg?.....

:P

Post by **Marvin** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 7:34 am

Which side of the border runs downhill?

Mercenary X · Post by **Mercenary X** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 7:35 am

The Egg... Is mine!!!

Mercenaries, you heard the Rubber Chicken, the Gloves are Off! He knows that a bounty is bestowed upon him!

Now is the time to Hunt down this... Whatever it is!

Mercenary X · Post by **Mercenary X** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 7:37 am

Mercenaries, aside from the Bounty Hunting, there is another important matter at hand...

The Vonari... They started this mess... lol!

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 5:06 pm

From post: 156402, Topic: tid=10215, author=Marvin wrote: Which side of the border runs downhill?

Depends which side has the closest biggest black hole!....

:P

Schmidtrock · Post by **Schmidtrock** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 5:20 pm

From post: 156431, Topic: tid=10215, author=Maarschalk wrote:
From post: 156402, Topic: tid=10215, author=Marvin wrote: Which side of the border runs downhill?
Depends which side has the closest biggest black hole!....:P

/badabing badabum

LOL

Star King · Post by **Star King** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 8:15 pm

Rubber Chicken is much taller then your picture shows and he is not a yellow chicken.
He is the king of all chickens and birds alike! Beware of his beak it is very sharp!
He will destroy you all. Trust me "Beware of the Rubber Chicken".
You will should fear him as he screams Cock-a-Doddle-Do!!!! After every Mercenary he kills!!!!! Beware of the Chicken!!!!!
You have been Warned!!!!!!

[Edited on 12-25-2008 by Star King]

Rubber Chicken · Post by **Rubber Chicken** » Mon Jan 21, 2013 9:01 pm

Umm.... yeah..... Sky King? If you haven't read the thread, it not the Rebels that are after me, it's the [M]ercenaries.

I really have no problem with the Rebels, and I'm sure they will find the sudden calamitous decline of the [M]ercenary roster as quite to their advantage and amusement.

Now I would normally understand the [M]ercenaries are just trying to make a living, but the baiting, cornering, and killing of Cousin Bernie was unacceptable. Really? Murdering an innocent relative of mine - who was NOT part of the contract - to flush me out, isn't very honorable at all.

Bernie was a total pacifist, and probably would have sold me out without a fuss simply on principal of knowing my DANGEROUS lifestyle, and being against it. He was family nonetheless. I highly doubt he even had a chance to defend himself if he actually got a clue and knew who he was dealing with.

I'll offer the [M] one chance to make ammends and that's to run a free contract on my behalf and for penance in regards to Cousin Bernie's murder. That contract would be to eliminate you Sky King, based on your speaking without knowing your facts. Unfortuantely it would require the [M] to set up an ambush with you in the middle, and since you NEVER leave the PvP Arena which is (AFAIK), enforced by servers hosting one as a 'No Ambush Zone', I guess the [M]ercs can go hang.