Clan FF

[-splosives-]

Please place all complaints here at our Complaint Department at the number 555-555-5555, and ask for Splosives.
If Splosives' brother Slowriffs answers, hang up, that guy's a jerk!

[Rubber Chicken]

If Splosives' brother Slowriffs answers, hang up, that guy's a jerk!

Perhaps he's the perfect employee for the complaints dept. after all!;)

[Lazarus]

I rescued and secured a Vonari refugee during Operation Bob Barker and clean sweep of all Vonari systems. I have been keeping her in my basement.

She has become too much of a bother because she had babies and is starting to become attached to me.



I am willing to auction her off to the highest bidder or return her to the Vonari in goodwill. Please send me a u2u or email my headquarters. My secretary will take phone calls during working hours.

[zex]

Perhaps we can arrange a hostage exchange - we have this fine human specimen that is kind of getting on our nerves...



[Edited on 1-1-2013 by zex]

[Austin]

Ummmm... Zex... you can kinda keep that one.

[Viper]

Seriously dude, what the **** is that thing? Look at it, its feet look human and so its hands. Or is this some kind of movie prep or something?

What's more: what the hell was your Google search string?

[Maarschalk]

ROFL, Uuuuuuhm if that was a naked human breast feeding, the picture would have been censored!......Oh, I see these posts are already marked as report!.....:P

[-splosives-]

[FF] Lazarus has earned following medal:
- Expert PvP skills

[HawkEye11]

[FF] Fleet Admiral Splosives:
-Operation B.B. Campaign Ribbon
-Legion of Merit

[FF] Commodore Cargo:
-Operation B.B. Campaign Ribbon
-Legion of Merit
-Command

[FF] Commander Mecingo:
-Operation B.B. Campaign Ribbon
-Distinguished Flying Cross

[FF] Commander Lazarus
-Operation B.B. Campaign Ribbon
-Distinguished Flying Cross
-Meritorious Service Medal

[FF] Lieutenant Commander Hawk
Fromotion to Lieutenant Commander
-Operation B.B. Campaign Ribbon
-Distinguished Flying Cross
-Maintenance Level 3
-Clan Defense
-Clan War

[FF] Lieutenant Soup:
-Promotion to Lieutenant
-Operation B.B. Campaign Ribbon
-Space Forces Achievement Medal
-Maintenance Level 3



[Edited on 1-2-2013 by HawkEye11]

[KingArthur]

CONGRATULATIONS ALL! WELL EARNED, ESPECIALLY DURING THE "BOB BARKER" CAMPAIGN.

[Mercenary X]

We of the [M] are operating in the system K745 - [M] Training System, north of PEARL, you may see our pilots in your territory. Be advised that we are NEUTRAL towards the [FF]. We hope our passing through your territory does not cause concern.

[-Darkhorse-]

Greetings Clan [FF], a Clone of mine the Nameless Phantom(the No Name Pilot) has tested 2 of your Pilots -Splosives- and Cargo!
And found them to be excelent Combat Pilots -Splosives- was on his toes and with stood my clones first unprovoked test attack, Cargo on the other hand was not as well prepared and was Destroyed by my clone's first attack. Second attempt on Cargo was unsuccessfull and he was well prepared for my second attempt.

I need to know who are good Pilots to Hire for Contracts and the only way to test them is in a suprise combat test!

More Pilots of other Clans will be Tested as well, so be prepared and warned! For if you see my shadow it will be to late!.....Mu Ha Ha Ha Ha......!

[Mercenary X]

looks like the Klone are back......No wait, is this, the Clone!? Oh well......Sounds like fun huh!

[Lazarus]

Imposter of the kl1. I am not prepared.

[Cargo]

Greetings Clan [FF], a Clone of mine the Nameless Phantom(the No Name Pilot) has tested 2 of your Pilots -Splosives- and Cargo!
And found them to be excelent Combat Pilots -Splosives- was on his toes and with stood my clones first unprovoked test attack, Cargo on the other hand was not as well prepared and was Destroyed by my clone's first attack. Second attempt on Cargo was unsuccessfull and he was well prepared for my second attempt.

I need to know who are good Pilots to Hire for Contracts and the only way to test them is in a suprise combat test!

More Pilots of other Clans will be Tested as well, so be prepared and warned! For if you see my shadow it will be to late!.....Mu Ha Ha Ha Ha......!

Your nameless pilot got blown up ever time he fought someone, no Cargo's were harmed that day

[-Darkhorse-]

Greetings Clan [FF], a Clone of mine the Nameless Phantom(the No Name Pilot) has tested 2 of your Pilots -Splosives- and Cargo!
And found them to be excelent Combat Pilots -Splosives- was on his toes and with stood my clones first unprovoked test attack, Cargo on the other hand was not as well prepared and was Destroyed by my clone's first attack. Second attempt on Cargo was unsuccessfull and he was well prepared for my second attempt.

I need to know who are good Pilots to Hire for Contracts and the only way to test them is in a suprise combat test!

More Pilots of other Clans will be Tested as well, so be prepared and warned! For if you see my shadow it will be to late!.....Mu Ha Ha Ha Ha......!

Your nameless pilot got blown up ever time he fought someone, no Cargo's were harmed that day

Yes, Clones can be destroyed and will be replaced by another clone! But a Shadow can not be destroyed!

A kill was made by the clone of an [FF] Pilot! and I have no intentions of harming Cargo cause Cargo I can not hire to look for my Shadow regardless if the Cargo is empty or not....:P:P:P:P

[Cargo]

Greetings Clan [FF], a Clone of mine the Nameless Phantom(the No Name Pilot) has tested 2 of your Pilots -Splosives- and Cargo!
And found them to be excelent Combat Pilots -Splosives- was on his toes and with stood my clones first unprovoked test attack, Cargo on the other hand was not as well prepared and was Destroyed by my clone's first attack. Second attempt on Cargo was unsuccessfull and he was well prepared for my second attempt.

I need to know who are good Pilots to Hire for Contracts and the only way to test them is in a suprise combat test!

More Pilots of other Clans will be Tested as well, so be prepared and warned! For if you see my shadow it will be to late!.....Mu Ha Ha Ha Ha......!

Your nameless pilot got blown up ever time he fought someone, no Cargo's were harmed that day

Yes, Clones can be destroyed and will be replaced by another clone! But a Shadow can not be destroyed!

A kill was made by the clone of an [FF] Pilot! and I have no intentions of harming Cargo cause Cargo I can not hire to look for my Shadow regardless if the Cargo is empty or not....:P:P:P:P

My apologies, I asked Splosives if I had died and was just not remembering and apparently yes your UNNAMED pilot did get me once.
So my hat's off to him but tell him to watch his 6!

[Cargo]

Ronald G V A caught destroying independent trade stations in Pearl, when ask why he was doing this he said "I'm an independent" and "I don't care buddy". He also said "one day he would fly for LL" and then later that "LL had already accepted him".

He is considered Kill On Sight if seen to be flying in any FF systems.


edited fer spellin


[Edited on 1-9-2013 by Cargo]

[KingArthur]

[LL]Clan, the Legion HAS NOT, nor WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH A PILOT MEMBERSHIP INTO [LL] CLAN, THE LEGION.

If Found Flying a [LL] Clan Tag He Will Be HUNTED DOWN and DESTROYED ON SIGHT.

[Schmidtrock]

Haha, such a tender alliance this is!

K.A.Y.

[Raven0]

Thanks to [FF] and friends for the excellent PvP tips and experience tonight!

[Cargo]

Thanks to [FF] and friends for the excellent PvP tips and experience tonight!

Great fights man, I think we still need a tie breaker, no?

[Cargo]

Having found Pearl Chiron Beta unclaimed, I have liberated it in the name of the Freedom Fighters.

[-splosives-]

WELL DONE, COMMODORE.

[Cargo]

Lieutenant Commander North has been put back on active duty.
Welcome back and good hunting.