Clan: [V] - Vonari

KingArthur · Post by **KingArthur** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 6:06 pm

REBEL INTERMEDIARY. You Mean YOUR BALANCE, REGARDLES OF OTHERS

Rebel Intermediary · Post by **Rebel Intermediary** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 6:15 pm

No, sir Arthur, King of Slaves. I mean balance in the purest, most beautiful and poetical sense of the word. The way nature has intended it for each man. Each man an equal man, equally divided property, equally divided territory, no governments but a society guided by input from the people. No more domination of any large body over smaller groups of well-willing people. No more enslavement of honest, hard-working pilots that are barely payed enough to pay for their own food.

But pure balance. *silence followed by gentle violin music played in the background*

Yeah, that's it. I think. *cough* Good coffee, this.

As you were!

~ Rebel Intermediary.

KingArthur · Post by **KingArthur** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 6:32 pm

Your Words Are NON-SENCE. [LL] Clan Allows for FULL ACCESS to ALL OUR SYSTEMS. We "ASSIST" Other Pilots Not "ENSLAVE THEM". Have You Ever Wondered WHY [LL] and [FF] Clans ARE SO LARGE? COULD IT BE OUR PILOTS SEE WE BENEFIT THE EVOVERSE and That YOU ARE JUST TO BITTER TO EVEN CONSIDER IT?

I Believe Your Words are SIMPLY JIBBERISH BECUASE YOU. YOURSELF, HAVE NO IDEA WHAT "BALANCE" IS AND SIMPLY USE THE WORD AS A RUSE TO PLACE [LL] CLAN, THE LEGION, IT A "BAD LIGHT" BECUASE OF SHEER ENVY

WHY DON'T YOU GIVE US ALL YOUR "DEFINITION" OF "BALANCE", WITHOUT ALL THE "ESOTERIC GARBAGE". LIST WHAT YOU BELIEVE IS REQUIRED FOR "BALANCE" IN THE EVOVERSE

[Edited on 12-30-2012 by KingArthur]

Rebel Intermediary · Post by **Rebel Intermediary** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 6:46 pm

Maybe some other time, but thanks for the offer.
Right now I'm busy preparing some hamburger sandwiches which I stole from a bar in a Federation station in Thuban for my men. Bit of lettuce, some unions and cheese and a LOT of sauce - there's some perfect balance for ya!

-splosives- · Post by **-splosives-** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 6:59 pm

From post: 153789, Topic: tid=7407, author=Rebel Intermediary wrote:Maybe some other time, but thanks for the offer.
Right now I'm busy preparing some hamburger sandwiches which I stole from a bar in a Federation station in Thuban for my men. Bit of lettuce, some unions and cheese and a LOT of sauce - there's some perfect balance for ya!

Why don't you try a nice SplosivesCorp Vonari hotdog!
They're explosively delicious!

KingArthur · Post by **KingArthur** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 7:03 pm

REBEL ICONSIQUENTIAL YOUR SILENCE PROVES MY WORDS. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT "BALANCE" IS AND NEVER WILL WHILE YOU RETAIN SUCH BITTERNESS AND ENVY AGAINST THOSE WHO HAVE PROPPERED AND ARE FRIENDS TO ALL

You Forgot The MUSTARD. CERULEAN INDUSTRIES Produce a FANTASTIC BLEND of Dijon and Wasaby. They are Paid SO WELL they Only Need Work a 16 Hr WORK WEEK. Heath Insurace is UNLIMITED and FREE, Monthly BONUSES, STOCK SHARING, LUXURY COMPANY HOUSING AT NO CHARGE. THEY HAVE IT ALL!

HawkEye11 · Post by **HawkEye11** » Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:17 am

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From post: 143898, Topic: tid=8913, author=HawkEye11 wrote:In regards to any clan that has at least one quadrant under their control and has posted a thread for their clan...

The Freedom Fighters welcome these clans to claim a [FF] quadrant for themselves. All that is necessary is to defeat [FF] in combat.

Sally forth with your very best pilots, and we will match you pilot for pilot. Set a date with us. If your champions can best our champions in honorable battle, and at a total of 3 out of 5 wins; the quadrant of your choice is yours to keep. If you fail to defeat us we will have a choice of quadrant to take from your clan.

1 The vanquished clan will be allowed one try to recover their territory the following week with the advantage of one extra pilot, if one can be provided. 2 Otherwise they may choose to schedule an attack on whichever quadrant they wish for, but at regular strength. In either case 1 or 2, the clan in question must still have at least one quadrant under their control to challenge another clan.

Heres some rules of engament that I think can be easily agreed upon:
*No Fulcrum Torpedoes
*No Proximity Mines
*No Deployable Structures
*No Stealth
*No repairs at stations.
*ETC. ETC.
I want a nice clean fight. I beleive King Arthur's rules of the Joust will do nicely.

If your clan is not looking for more territory, but just a good fight. We will be happy to oblige. The Freedom Fighters have some of the finest pilots in the Evochron Galaxy, you will not find a better opponent with of which to sharpen your skiils. It would be nice to see a 4v4 plus sized pvp again.

Good Hunting~HawkEye

FF would like to propose a one time offer to the Vonarian Clan...
This offer is the quoted post above, but with a few temporary amendments to make the offer more tantalizing; considering as to how it has been 4 months and no takers so far.
The ammendments FF proposes:
1 If the V win the battle they will recieve their choice of territory that has been recently liberated under the actions of operation codename: "Bob Barker".
2 Vonari Clan does not need territory to offer in order to participate in the battle! V has nothing to lose!
3 The V may only field 3 pilots max(so choose your best ones), they will be fighting HawkEye in a [V] vs. HawkEye. Kill him 3 out of 5 times, should be easy!

So come on! The V has nothing to lose! All V has to do is kill HawkEye in a straight up dogfight! The rules listed above in my quote apply , and will be clarified before the match. FF is very honorable; If V win the matches and within the rules listed ,we will give you that territory. (though we might take it back one day months down the road if we feel like it) who knows? HaHaHa

Good Hunting
~Commander-In-Chief HawkEye

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Vonari translatorial · Mon Dec 31, 2012 2:41 am

"1. If the V win the battle they will recieve their choice of territory that has been recently liberated under the actions of operation codename: "Bob Barker"."

We already won a battle, we beat you in Rucker.

Yes you took it back but it was victory when you were online trying to defend.

What you are offering is a dual.
I believe we have them already in Sapphire regularly, so this is not something new to add to the game.
I cant speak for all the Vons but myself I am not interested.

HawkEye11 · Post by **HawkEye11** » Mon Dec 31, 2012 3:57 am

From post: 153821, Topic: tid=7407, author=Vonari translatorial wrote:"1. If the V win the battle they will recieve their choice of territory that has been recently liberated under the actions of operation codename: "Bob Barker"."

We already won a battle, we beat you in Rucker.
Yes you took it back but it was victory when you were online trying to defend.

What you are offering is a dual.
I believe we have them already in Sapphire regularly, so this is not something new to add to the game.
I cant speak for all the Vons but myself I am not interested.

1 We werent even there to stop you in Rucker, when you were having your little "battle" with yourself, completing contracts. Instead we were in Cerulean topping of LL's percentage that you had brought down contracting. Then I gave the men a break from work, because contracting is boring, then FF dawned their tags and decended upon you. Once in Rucker we kinda hung out for a spell, then decided that we should raise our percentage before we start shooting you down, you had gotten it pretty low. FF soon began out pacing V, FF percentage went up, the V headed back for Cerulean. Rinse and repeat. A few kills here and there, but mostly contracts. I ask how is this a battle? & honestly in my very real opinion: If the [V] were to fight an actual fight instead of trying to out-contract FF clan the [V] would stand a better chance of victory; if our territroy is what V is after! & I'm guessing it is becasue why else do hundreds of contracts all night? Or I suppose you enjoy doing lots of contracts? I guess?

2 What I am offering is a DogFight. Call it what you will, but aviators commonly refer to them as dogfights.

3 Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk

Vonari translatorial · Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:38 am

"the V headed back for Cerulean" ?
You have the wrong day or something.

Yes you were there to stop us attacking Rucker, we remember lots of kills against your plots in Rucker.
They were trying to stop us but lost all FF% there.
Later you gathered a few backup fighters and started to take it back, so we headed to Pearl.
Cerulean had nothing to do with it that day and [FF] does not claim Cerulean anyway so why bring it up.

Vonari high command had given orders to take the fight to the [FF] clan and give [LL] a break.
If someone attacked Cerulean it wasn't by our orders or most likely wasn't
any of the [V] clan pilots.

Here again you try to paint a different picture then reality.

HawkEye11 · Post by **HawkEye11** » Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:51 am

oop Lol Maybe it was Pearl after Rucker, my fault.

I do remember V going back and forth between LL and FF territory a few times though, to punish us for being FFLL, and makes us switch our tags back and forth. HAHA Good one! I guess we deserve that hehe. But yeah my memory of exactly what order you attacked is hard for me to remember now. I do know you were all over the place! I do admit that your memory of the order of events is probably better than mine! haha

Good Hunting
~HawkEye

-splosives- · Post by **-splosives-** » Mon Dec 31, 2012 11:15 am

What good is a victory if it's followed by an even greater defeat the next day?
Why would anyone prefer contracts over a nice duel, unless they just want to see us suffer?
Is a 3V1 battle called a "duel"?
Have you really done that many 3V1 battles before, or were they actual duels?
why would you refuse an offer where you cannot lose?
Should I stop making hot dogs out of your people?
Are you sick and tired of making the same old missile over and over again?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

I'll leave you with all these questions. You can answer them for yourself, and be enlightened.
Or you can leave them. Don't try to answer them to me, because I know the answers.

Rubber Chicken · Post by **Rubber Chicken** » Mon Dec 31, 2012 12:37 pm

Bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk

Umm.... Yeah..... Speaking 'Chickenese' to the Vonari won't get you very far. - They just get hungry, and form up for a pack attack.

I think the proper term to incite a Von into a 1 on 1 fight is - MEOW!

:P:

*Oops! Not sure how I messed up the quote system... Oh, well...

[Edited on 12-31-2012 by Rubber Chicken]

[Edited on 12-31-2012 by Marvin]

KingArthur · Post by **KingArthur** » Mon Dec 31, 2012 3:01 pm

SHOULD [V] CLAN, the VONARI ACCEPT [FF]HAWKEYE CIC's CHALLENGE I BELIEVE A PEACE CAN BE STRUCTURED AROUND THIS CHALLENGE

[align=center]DETAILS WOULD NEED TO BE LAID OUT AGREEABLE TO BOTH [FF] CLAN, THE FREEDOM FIGHTERS AND [V] CLAN, THE VONARI.[/align]

[align=center]I SPEAK ONLY FOR MYSELF AND [LL] CLAN, THE LEGION AND NOT [FF] CLAN NOR [V] CLAN [/align]

[align=center]WHATEVER ARRISES FROM THIS [LL] CLAN, THE LEGION SHALL STAND WITH OUR [FF] CLAN BROTHERS[/align]

[Edited on 12-31-2012 by KingArthur]

Star King · Post by **Star King** » Mon Dec 31, 2012 5:20 pm

You guys would be crazy to accept a battle you can not win. FF clan PvP like gladiators almost every night. Your odds are zero. Never take zero odds to win. Never let your adversary dictate the rules of combat. I am not involved but enjoy this battle of wits.

Mecingo · Post by **Mecingo** » Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:58 am

You Vonari sure do talk a lot, like those small little dogs that bark at everything they see. Well at least Zex has some nice white teeth.

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:23 am

ROFL Mecingo!.....

:P:P:P:P:P

Vonari translatorial · Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:36 am

Yep we do talk a lot, this true is yep.
Yup, sure is, yep yup, we do yup a lot we do, true it is yep yup yup.

KingArthur · Post by **KingArthur** » Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:35 pm

Look...............a "VONPIRE!". lol.

Vonari translatorial · Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:59 pm

From post: 155007, Topic: tid=7407, author=KingArthur wrote:Look...............a "VONPIRE!". lol.

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:13 am

Is there a particular Vonpire walk that goes with that music?.....

:P

Frost N7 · Post by **Frost N7** » Wed Jan 09, 2013 3:00 am

youtube really helps make obscure refrences like that XD

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Post by **DaveK** » Thu May 22, 2014 10:43 pm

Trying to get your own back?

Rubber Chicken · Post by **Rubber Chicken** » Thu May 22, 2014 11:45 pm

^ Perhaps the Vons should commence operation "Squeegee the windows at Command Alpha".

There's probably a pretty thick layer of Von DNA all over that station....