Clan: [V] - Vonari

Rubber Chicken · Post by **Rubber Chicken** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 9:49 pm

Sorry for butting in again. The Main Point I'm getting from this overall is - You're Role-Play enemy is asking you to be a Real-life friend and ease off of the onslaught in hopes of having one less thing to worry about during Christmas or whatever if anything we respectively celebrate this time of year.

There will ALWAYS be unforseen operatives acting in unforseen ways, but can't both sides be a little less strict on what they count as bad form for awhile?

While I no longer fly in [LL] for my own reasons, on this point I see that KA is doing his best to say he will not take extra turns while you may be away from the Monopoly board, and he is asking the same concession from you.

If other pilots non-official to the [LL] or [FF] clans don the tags and decide to act during this time, at least have the dignity to measure your response so that no ground is lost or gained at this time until both sides can return to the conflict in their full force.

I know the [V] with limited numbers would welcome any chance to have a few more opposing players off the board, but please respect the situation.

So far this has been a mostly good war and a needed change in EM. Please don't bring it down to a mud-slinging forum fight.

[Edited on 12-20-2012 by Rubber Chicken]

Post by **Marvin** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:00 pm

From post: 152441, Topic: tid=7407, author=Rubber Chicken wrote:The Main Point I'm getting from this overall is - You're Role-Play enemy is asknig you to be a Real-life friend ....

THere is a recognized "flag" for when you want to discuss an idea, situation or platitude not associated with role-playing: OOC. Please use it.

Rubber Chicken · Post by **Rubber Chicken** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:34 pm

RGR That Marvin.

Post by **Marvin** » Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:38 pm

Thanks. Comments made when OOC should always be cordial ... so, it helps to know when a person is acting out while in character.

Vonari translatorial · Fri Dec 21, 2012 9:29 am

The Vonari has a massive attack planned for tomorrow.
We shall strike at the heart of the enemy. That's right... EARTH!!

Some earthlings have predicted tomorrow to be the "end of the World" and we think they are right.
Our new mega weapon, we are confident, will breakthrough the earths defense ring.

We failed the first time but now is our second chance.

-splosives- · Post by **-splosives-** » Fri Dec 21, 2012 3:30 pm

Good luck, you'll need it.

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Fri Dec 21, 2012 11:07 pm

From post: 152503, Topic: tid=7407, author=Vonari translatorial wrote:The Vonari has a massive attack planned for tomorrow.
We shall strike at the heart of the enemy. That's right... EARTH!!

Some earthlings have predicted tomorrow to be the "end of the World" and we think they are right.
Our new mega weapon, we are confident, will breakthrough the earths defense ring.

We failed the first time but now is our second chance.

LOL...let me know when I can start scavenging for Vonari wrecks and lost Cargo around Earth!....

:P

Vonari translatorial · Mon Dec 24, 2012 1:14 pm

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The Vonari are stickily forbidden to have any
involvement in these huuamanz Christmas Celebrations!!

The Corruption of our innocents has already started to effect our children.
These naughty pups who are "In the Mood" show evidence of this.

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Vonari Adults should be advised to please follow correct guidelines in the upbringing our pups.

[Edited on 12-24-2012 by Vonari translatorial]

Mercenary X · Post by **Mercenary X** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 1:14 pm

lol! You poor, paw, society of four legged furry mans best friends...... huh!?

KingArthur · Post by **KingArthur** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 3:58 pm

LMAO. Love it VON-TRANS.

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 7:49 pm

LOL......I think in China and/or Japan Vonari pups need protection during the Human Christmas Hollidays, They seem to be delicatessen over there during the holidays!....

:P

KingArthur · Post by **KingArthur** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 9:03 pm

I Believe you mean KOREA MARV! lol

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Mon Dec 24, 2012 9:27 pm

From post: 152948, Topic: tid=7407, author=KingArthur wrote:I Believe you mean KOREA MARV! lol

And I think you mean MAARS and not MARV!....

:P

Post by **Marvin** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:22 am

Yeah, having been to both Korea and Japan, I already know where not to buy your meat-on-a-stick from a street vendor. As for China, I have no idea.

KingArthur · Post by **KingArthur** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 12:33 am

LMFAO. So "AVOID" Dog-On A-Stick! lol.

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 10:54 pm

From post: 152990, Topic: tid=7407, author=KingArthur wrote:LMFAO. So "AVOID" Dog-On A-Stick! lol.

Does that include Hot Dogs and Corn Dogs?.....

:P

KingArthur · Post by **KingArthur** » Tue Dec 25, 2012 11:00 pm

If In KOREA.....YES!!! LMAO

zex · Post by **zex** » Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:36 pm

High Command:

I am pleased to report that most of the Vonari-C class ships arrived well ahead of schedule. As promised, the detonators were of the highest quality and the brave pups were more than ready to utilize the hangars outlined in the latest revision of the invasion plan ahead of our advance.

Having said this, it grieves me to inform you that several of the ships were not able to make it through the space fortified by Alliance Navy. Intelligence shows that Mercenaries were being offered contracts out of the Human Carrier Hawk, along with quick promotions, to destroy V-C class ships along with their fighter escorts. Many contracts were also allegedly offered to flyby and mark the containers that we lost... for salvage by the humansz.

End of Report.

HawkEye11 · Post by **HawkEye11** » Sat Dec 29, 2012 5:26 am

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Message to Vonarion Embassy:
We have watched [V]'s little operation, with modest interest for some time now. Although the Vonari have been quite usefull and entertaining, the time of fruition has come. No more "playing with our food". We have decided to change our diplomatic stance with the Vonari from Neutral to Hostile. We do not apologize for this decision.

The V may continue to bring up the subject of FF's and LL's alliance, but this does not matter. The fact that we have established the premiere fighting force in Evochron is not our problem, it is the V's problem. The V do not like that FF is big, strong, and has a excellent ally? Complaining about this is not the same as doing this for yourselves. FF will not waiver from its commitments, we have honor.

Your transgressions have been recorded. For the good of the Universe, you have been marked for eviction. Let the spaying and neutering begin!!

We will begin attacks against all Vonari assests tommorow, beginning at about 1-2pm central time USA. As of posting this [V] have approximately 15 hours to ready themselves. After this time has past, FF will no longer be at a neutral stance with the Vonari, and instead hostile. All V assests will be cleared for destruction, no matter there location not be in FF or LL space.

FF Command intends to invade and capture the following star systems from the Vonari, these systems are at or close to 100% [V]:
Aries; Merak; Talison; Emerald; Lambda; Sirius; Rigel; Pices.

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[Edited on 12-29-2012 by HawkEye11]

Vonari translatorial · Sat Dec 29, 2012 6:56 am

"Basic Interpretation Available only in Free Version." rofl

Still works better than our translation devices.
There appears to be some humans that have a problem with our translations of words such as "greetingsz" and "huuamansz"

-splosives- · Post by **-splosives-** » Sat Dec 29, 2012 12:50 pm

Tomorrow, SplosivesCorp will launch it's latest product on the market:
The Vonari hot dog!

Made out of the finest Vonari pilots, all slaughtered by our own staff, and served in a sandwich with ketchup, mustard and baked onions.

Our hot dogs will contain no additives, no preservatives, and no atrificial sweeteners. Just 100% pure vonari meat, enhanced with the delicious spices we gather on planet Arrakis.

zex · Post by **zex** » Sat Dec 29, 2012 5:35 pm

Attention residents of Vonari occupied territory:

Our embassy has received a threat from FF terrorists. These terrorists are planning an attack on infrastructure that exists in the occupied territories.

We are therefore instituting a voluntary curfew. All civilians are encouraged to observe this curfew and remain planetside until the threat has been eliminated. We encourage any trade traffic to temporarily find alternate routes, as trade stations are possible targets of this attack.

Please yield a distance of 5000 clicks to any members of the [V]onari fleet to prevent unfortunate accidents.

Vonari translatorial · Sun Dec 30, 2012 10:58 am

From post: 153694, Topic: tid=7407, author=KingArthur wrote: ******PROPOSITION: 3 DAY CEASE FIRE FOR NEW YEARS******

I dont agree to this.

The FF division have not asked for a cease fire.
You have to realize that some of us have holidays now over the next few days.
After new years day its back to work.
We have free time now and you want us to give it up for a time when we dont have free time?
The Vonari are free to do whatever invading they choose against the FF or any large clan at any and all times.

We will agree to a cease fire against KingArthurs LL division for 3 days though.

KingArthur · Post by **KingArthur** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 5:48 pm

UNDERSTOOD. NO CEASEFIRE. I Will DELETE ALL POSTS AS A "CEASEFIRE" MUST BE AGREED UPON BY ALL PARTIES INVOLVED.

I Have PROPOSSSED THIS in an Effort to Foster PEACE BEWEEN ALL INVOLVED. I Have Done This UNILATERALLY and DO NOT SPEAK FOR ANY OTHER CLAN, OR ANYONE ELSE Other Than [LL] Clan, the Legion.

I DO AKNOWLEGE YOUR HONORABLE EFFORT to Establish a PEACE with [LL] Clan, the LEGION but ANY PEACE AGREEMENT MUST INCLUDE OUR [FF] CLAN BROTHERS.

THE BATTLE SHALL CONTINUE IT SEEMS.

[Edited on 12-30-2012 by KingArthur]

Rebel Intermediary · Post by **Rebel Intermediary** » Sun Dec 30, 2012 5:55 pm

From post: 153758, Topic: tid=7407, author=KingArthur wrote:I Have PROPOSSSED THIS in an Effort to Foster PEACE BEWEEN ALL INVOLVED.

Sorry to butt in.

Even though the Rebels are not yet officially involved in this recent conflict, I'd like to stress out that there can only be peace when balance is restored. Until such time, chaos is the way and peace is a distant dream.

Thank you.

~ Rebel Intermediary.

[Edited on 30-12-2012 by Rebel Intermediary]