OEA (Old Evochron Association)

Star King · Post by **Star King** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:28 pm

This thread is for the ancient and legendary pilots (but all are welcome) that played the game Before Steam (BS)!
If your looking for an old EM pal or you miss complaining to your boy friend, girl friend, wife, husband, Vice, Dingo or MM. Share your EM pain with all of us.
I expect the King of Threads Maarschalk to add his two cents.

[Edited on 12-25-2008 by Star King]

[Edited on 12-25-2008 by Star King]

Capt_Caveman · Post by **Capt_Caveman** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:35 pm

I remember back in the day when..........wait...... I forgot lol

Dingo · Post by **Dingo** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:42 pm

If you miss complaining to Dingo, look elsewhere, sir!

Shieldwolf · Post by **Shieldwolf** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:35 pm

woof ... Just let me get me spectacles. ( Now where did I put those blasted things??????)

Bossk · Post by **Bossk** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:37 pm

Do we get pension or health care benefits seeing as we are the old guys?

Star King · Post by **Star King** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:53 pm

Yes we have AARP (Ancient Aliens Retirement Provisions) which gets you all sorts of benefits!
For instance:

1st benefit: Seeing your old we have group hunts of Newbies (makes you feel young again).
2nd benefit: King Arthur Cash that you can use in his expanding Empire.
3rd benefit: Maarschalk 500 greatest welcome to the game introductions thread (Guaranteed to puts you right to sleep after reading just two of these but you get 500).
4th benefit: A recording of Gorf mooing! (MOO)
5th benefit: An autographed God-demis picture of his two legged horse! (Amazing)
6th benefit: A picture of me with Captain Kirk's Greatest Hotties! (How can you beat that?)
7th benefit: Flash doing his famous dance (Flash Dance)! WOW!!!!
8th benefit: Reaver 1 Taunts - Increases blood pressure (for creatures who have blood).

Well I could go on and on but I would be here forever.

[Edited on 12-25-2008 by Star King]

god-demis · Post by **god-demis** » Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:02 pm

Damn I miss those Gorfburgers!!!

Salfer · Post by **Salfer** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:35 am

Is this a "I played EM before it was cool!" thread?

FinFoxx · Post by **FinFoxx** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 12:37 am

Salfer dont pick on the elders!! shame on you!

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Busch · Post by **Busch** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:20 am

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BLEVE · Post by **BLEVE** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:23 am

From post: 128523, Topic: tid=8766, author=Shieldwolf wrote:woof ... Just let me get me spectacles. ( Now where did I put those blasted things??????)

They are on your head.

Rubber Chicken · Post by **Rubber Chicken** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 4:10 am

I came in before the big sale, but after the Veterans had been well established. Does that make me the retirement home mascot?:P

Post by **Marvin** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 4:12 am

From post: 128571, Topic: tid=8766, author=BLEVE wrote:
From post: 128523, Topic: tid=8766, author=Shieldwolf wrote:woof ... Just let me get me spectacles. ( Now where did I put those blasted things??????)
They are on your head.

Professor Paul1290 · Post by **Professor Paul1290** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 4:54 am

I wonder if there's any such thing as prescription cockpit windows.

[Edited on 2-3-2012 by Professor Paul1290]

Post by **Marvin** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 4:59 am

I wonder which trade stations take TriCare.

sundalo · Post by **sundalo** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 5:34 am

From post: 128531, Topic: tid=8766, author=god-demis wrote:Damn I miss those Gorfburgers!!!

Killer burgers eh? I read from a reliable source that one bite will be your last, definitely not Zagat worthy fare lol.

:P

BLEVE · Post by **BLEVE** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 5:37 am

That's why you should always take 2 bites. The viruses in the second kill the bacteria in the first.

[Edited on 3-2-2012 by BLEVE]

Rubber Chicken · Post by **Rubber Chicken** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 5:59 am

Attention Seniors! The Phamacy at the Chicken Shack Redux (located in WOTM Space) in now offering Walkers, WheelChairs, *AND* Dentures - ALL featuring the brand new Personal-Size IDS technology! Come Get Yours TODAY!!!

Side effect may include - unwanted hair loss, unwanted hair growth - ie; hairy ears, nostrils and eyeballs, frightening bouts of memory loss, frightening bouts of crystal clear memory, overall frightening bouts of whatever, intense body odor, overall crankiness, and the uncontrollable urge to drink yourself absolutely stupid against your doctor's advise, then operate heavy space transportation equipment!

sundalo · Post by **sundalo** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 6:21 am

From post: 128594, Topic: tid=8766, author=Marvin wrote: I wonder which trade stations take TriCare.

Didnâ€˜t know Tricare existed in Evochron lol, you a veteran Marv?

BraveHart · Post by **BraveHart** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 6:25 am

From post: 128612, Topic: tid=8766, author=Rubber Chicken wrote:Attention Seniors! The Phamacy at the Chicken Shack Redux (located in WOTM Space) in now offering Walkers, WheelChairs, *AND* Dentures - ALL featuring the brand new Personal-Size IDS technology! Come Get Yours TODAY!!!

Side effect may include - unwanted hair loss, unwanted hair growth - ie; hairy ears, nostrils and eyeballs, frightening bouts of memory loss, frightening bouts of crystal clear memory, overall frightening bouts of whatever, intense body odor, overall crankiness, and the uncontrollable urge to drink yourself absolutely stupid against your doctor's advise, then operate heavy space transportation equipment!

"Hey!! I resemble that remark?!!?....LOL"

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 5:05 pm

ROFL....this thread is outrageous.....

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god-demis · Post by **god-demis** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 5:30 pm

From post: 128608, Topic: tid=8766, author=BLEVE wrote:That's why you should always take 2 bites. The viruses in the second kill the bacteria in the first.

[Edited on 3-2-2012 by BLEVE]

All elder pilots have developed an immunity to the catastrophic symptoms that follow a bite of the poisonous Gorfburgers. If you live the first bite, then it is 100% delicious!!

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 5:35 pm

From post: 128727, Topic: tid=8766, author=god-demis wrote:
From post: 128608, Topic: tid=8766, author=BLEVE wrote:That's why you should always take 2 bites. The viruses in the second kill the bacteria in the first.

[Edited on 3-2-2012 by BLEVE]
All elder pilots have developed an immunity to the catastrophic symptoms that follow a bite of the poisonous Gorfburgers. If you live the first bite, then it is 100% delicious!!

A clan war of viruses! Hmmmmm, I wonder what would happen to the host incase of a status quo!......

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Flash · Post by **Flash** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 5:57 pm

I have my cockpit up to 92 degrees and still I'm wearing a sweater.

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Fri Feb 03, 2012 6:01 pm

LOL...Flash.......

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