you know you\'ve been playing too much EM when...

Professor Paul1290 · Post by **Professor Paul1290** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 4:32 am

...you're trying to find "launch" on your GPS.

BLEVE · Post by **BLEVE** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:17 am

You wish you had a Maxim-R on the Fire Engine, to eliminate cars that wont get out of your way.

TheRuffian · Post by **TheRuffian** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:34 am

From post: 126229, Topic: tid=6845, author=BLEVE wrote:You wish you had a Maxim-R on the Fire Engine, to eliminate cars that wont get out of your way.

Love this. I use to work on a Med Unit and we contemplated installing a M-2 .50 cal turret on the roof just for that reason.

sundalo · Post by **sundalo** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:14 am

Lmao, ma deuce gonna put the fear at those crazy drivers not pulling over to the right lane.

:P

FinFoxx · Post by **FinFoxx** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:16 am

When you wake up sun is shining its nice weather money falls from the sky, and you say what a great day to discover more uncharted systems!!

[Edited on 1-26-2012 by thetiebers]

BLEVE · Post by **BLEVE** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:24 am

From post: 126253, Topic: tid=6845, author=sundalo wrote:Lmao, ma deuce gonna put the fear at those crazy drivers not pulling over to the right lane.:P

Over to the left here in Oz.

Star King · Post by **Star King** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 5:27 pm

When you feel bad when you don't get King Arthur Award!

[Edited on 12-25-2008 by Star King]

Dagonet · Post by **Dagonet** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:35 am

you know you've been playing too much EM when...

I try to talk one of our stations, that either s/he will lose the tag or I'll personally remove him from the game. Yeah, no kidding. I misread "Welcome to [LL]blabla" as "Welcome [LL]blabla", and thought it was a server greeting. Then I quietly closed my PC and went to sleep

countjimula · Post by **countjimula** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 8:29 pm

Someone says "look over there" and you keep looking at them and turn your head.

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 9:34 pm

ROFL....Countjimula........

:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

Star King · Post by **Star King** » Thu Jan 26, 2012 10:08 pm

When you talk to guy named Rubber Chicken and then say:

Hey Rubber how's it going?

:P:P:P

8Blue_Wolf8 · Post by **8Blue_Wolf8** » Sun Jan 29, 2012 6:59 am

You're cooking dinner with your partner...a sudden deep a low hum thrumming noise permeates the kitchen...you look at her worriedly and say ... "What's that thrumming noise? (which you are sure is a Vonari command ship coming out of warp space) ... she looks at you strangely and says " The hot water why??"

:D:D

MiaZ · Post by **MiaZ** » Sun Jan 29, 2012 9:41 am

When your wife suddenly wants you to do all kinds of odd jobs
that never needed to be done before.

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Sun Jan 29, 2012 5:44 pm

From post: 127274, Topic: tid=6845, author=MiaZ wrote:When your wife suddenly wants you to do all kinds of odd jobs
that never needed to be done before.

Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, are we married to the same Woman?........

:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

Dingo · Post by **Dingo** » Sun Jan 29, 2012 5:47 pm

when you know who an alias belongs to without having to look at the server files since you know the types of names that people like to use!

lowbart · Post by **lowbart** » Sun Jan 29, 2012 9:02 pm

From post: 95295, Topic: tid=6845, author=Scavenger4711 wrote: when you turn your car's engine neutral to save fuel as in inertial mode

I've been doing this for years. Manual transmission forever.

Post by **Marvin** » Sun Jan 29, 2012 9:49 pm

When you know where all the jumpgates lead to without using the lables.

Edit: Ten points off for spelling: labels.

[Edited on 1-30-2012 by Marvin]

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Sun Feb 05, 2012 6:28 pm

When you got tickets for the SuperBowl Game and your trying to make it to Earth and try to Land and park your ship at the Stadium in time for the Game!...

:P

[Edited on 2-5-2012 by Maarschalk]

BraveHart · Post by **BraveHart** » Sun Feb 05, 2012 6:31 pm

"ROFL...No tickets here Maars, but I will be tuned in to watch the Super Bowl at Al's Bar"

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Sun Feb 05, 2012 9:27 pm

I don't have tickets either, just imagining I had them and trying to make it to Earth in time!......

:P

DORN · Post by **DORN** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 1:20 am

The cashier at the 7/11 said that my credit card was declined and I screamed, " That's impossible!!! I have Billions in my account!"

Dorn

Kat · Post by **Kat** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 1:43 am

You have been playing too much EM when you try to fly your "ship" on another game, and wonder why the "ship" looks like a cat.

Dingo · Post by **Dingo** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 5:06 am

when you say you are taking break, no one believes you, then they blame random attacks on you.

I assure you, if it was me, i'd take the credit!

BÃ¦nlynn · Post by **BÃ¦nlynn** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 7:16 am

You go to save your work and hit 'Alt+F9' instead of 'Ctrl+S'

TheMom · Post by **TheMom** » Sun Feb 19, 2012 7:20 pm

"You know you have been playing EM to much when" You think your Spouse and or Employer are Bounty Hunters!.....

:P