Vonari Want Peace

Star King · Post by **Star King** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 6:21 pm

I flew into Vonari space and spoke with the Vonari Leader (Von Ari) who said why great King do your ships attack ours?
I said we simply dislike Red.
Change your ship colors and peace could be had.
They said the two new clans GDF and the TM clans go out of their way to attack them.
Please note: The Vonari are like politicians who can not be trusted so all beware.

Dingo · Post by **Dingo** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 6:26 pm

. I embrace the great friendly Von Ari, and as a gesture of good faith, will go meet him in an unarmed ship to welcome him to the family. Good thing death only means a respawn.

Star King · Post by **Star King** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 6:30 pm

They are gassy creatures similar to most of earth's politicians with bad habits so please beware.

Dingo · Post by **Dingo** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 6:33 pm

From post: 117314, Topic: tid=8062, author=Star King wrote:They are gassy creatures similar to most of earth's politicians with bad habits so please beware.

I'll bring some gas-x and a lie detector.

Star King · Post by **Star King** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 6:47 pm

Now that's very clever, but may I recommend also Shell no pest strips. Place one on each ear to guarantee protection against being eaten. These creatures have Bee like features with no sense of humor or fun and are naturally armed with a nasty stinger.

Post by **Marvin** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 7:27 pm

Shame on you guys. The least you could do is complete the Quest for Peace and, in doing so, better understand Vonari society.

Star King · Post by **Star King** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 8:13 pm

You have no idea how hard it was to communicate with this Bee like creature. All he offered was Bee-Whine (complaints). I asked if he wanted some cheese with that whine. And it said Honey! I was humbled by this request and screamed Honey! Apparently they love it. I should get the Evochron Space Peace Prize for trying to make peace with these devilish beings.
Marvin I believe Viper can make me this first ever award.

[Edited on 12-25-2008 by Star King]

[Edited on 12-25-2008 by Star King]

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 8:57 pm

All they want is Honey? I'm not sharing my Honey with any one even if some times she looks like a Von Ari after me playing to much EM.......

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Star King · Post by **Star King** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:33 pm

Maar your as bad as Dingo! hahahahahhahahha

Vonari translatorial · Thu Oct 20, 2011 12:08 pm

GRrrrr woof Woof.
What's this about Bee-Like creatures.
This Vonari think Clan [HB] Humble Bumblebees have been doing work with genetic engineering.
The result.
Peace loving hippy like bee like politicians. Great mix!! Hahaha
The Leader of the mutant Bee-Vons so we have been told, is One named Von Ari.
He does not speak for all Vonari, only the mutant humble bee-like peace loving hippy Von.

The purebred canine Vonari pack will talk of peace when there are no humanzz to be found anywhere in space.

FOR THE HONOR OF THE PACK!

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 1:22 pm

ROFFFFFFFFFFL......

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Star King · Post by **Star King** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:19 pm

Nothing worse then an Occupy Evochron Vonari protesting their Leaders wishes!
Your probably controlling the minds of those lost souls who are occupying Wall Street.
In the immortal words of your Leader Von Ari:

Bizz Buzz Yeck Yack Buzz Buzz AAh Ugg Poo Pee Yum! which means Peace should not be Flushed when it can be eaten.

Don't ask me what that means because its Vonari.

Maybe you can explain?

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:28 pm

Maybe they meant "Piece should be flushed before it can be eaten" a lot can be lost in translation......

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Star King · Post by **Star King** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 3:46 pm

Maar you are showing your super intellegence!

Your understanding of the Vonari language amazes me.

Makes total sense! I am surprised that our Vonari Rebel didn't translate this for us.

Star King · Post by **Star King** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:39 pm

After giving this so called King of Vonari (Von Ari) a ton of honey, we have agreed to peace in non-warzone areas. Remember they can not be trusted, especially after the honey buzz wears off.
The rebels have not agreed to peace.
I am now negociating the NBA dispute and hope to have it resolved shortly.

[Edited on 12-25-2008 by Star King]

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:44 pm

From post: 117437, Topic: tid=8062, author=Star King wrote:
Makes total sense! I am surprised that our Vonari Rebel didn't translate this for us.

That is because he was talking about you, meaning: "This Piece of sh%$#&t" that is trying to talk them in to Peace.

Hey, do not shoot the messenger, I'm just translating!

The Vonari will probably come after me now for telling the truth about what they really said during your Peace negotiaions...!...

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Star King · Post by **Star King** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 5:49 pm

Thanks for the translation!!!!!
Attention all Evochron pilots kill every red Vonari you see. They are clever devils so don't get fooled.

:P:P

[Edited on 12-25-2008 by Star King]

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 6:00 pm

LOL.........

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Star King · Post by **Star King** » Fri Oct 21, 2011 3:02 pm

They did not shoot thanks to my intervention of peace with their King and leader Von Ari.
These Bee-Like creatures are a cross between Jaba the Hut of Star Wars fame and Bee's. They can easily be bribed with honey. If they fear and respect you their color is green but if they don't they are red and as you know will swarm you in their ships of terror.

Soulbringer · Post by **Soulbringer** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 5:31 am

Jaba the bee, that's a disturbing image, also I'm gonna need to find myself some honey.

[Edited on 10/26/2011 by Soulbringer]

Star King · Post by **Star King** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 5:47 pm

Trust me it is scary! The king's wife is Von Aries who is even bigger in size (because everyone knows that Vonari women are twice as big as the males). Von Aries (like all Vonari females) has no teeth so all food is gummed to a pulp before being ingested.
That is why honey is such a treat. Maybe the Humble Bee's can hook you up with some space honey at a discounted price.

[Edited on 12-25-2008 by Star King]

[Edited on 12-25-2008 by Star King]

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Wed Oct 26, 2011 9:08 pm

From post: 117947, Topic: tid=8062, author=Soulbringer wrote:Jaba the bee, that's a disturbing image, also I'm gonna need to find myself some honey.

[Edited on 10/26/2011 by Soulbringer]

I met my Honey in the Land of Milk and Honey....

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Soulbringer · Post by **Soulbringer** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:58 pm

From post: 117979, Topic: tid=8062, author=Star King wrote:Trust me it is scary! The king's wife is Von Aries who is even bigger in size (because everyone knows that Vonari women are twice as big as the males). Von Aries (like all Vonari females) has no teeth so all food is gummed to a pulp before being ingested.
That is why honey is such a treat. Maybe the Humble Bee's can hook you up with some space honey at a discounted price.

[Edited on 12-25-2008 by Star King]

[Edited on 12-25-2008 by Star King]

A discount? DEAL!

Star King · Post by **Star King** » Thu Oct 27, 2011 9:00 pm

Yes it is more expensive then gold. Get the discount!

DennyMala · Post by **DennyMala** » Fri Oct 28, 2011 7:06 am

From post: 117323, Topic: tid=8062, author=Marvin wrote: Shame on you guys. The least you could do is complete the Quest for Peace and, in doing so, better understand Vonari society.

Probably discovering the next danger for the galaxy too...