How much wood could a woodchuck chuck.

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Fri May 02, 2014 1:41 am

Here is a tongue twister....do you know any?

Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A: Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[Edited on 04/09/2014 by Rooster]

Nigel_Strange · Post by **Nigel_Strange** » Fri May 02, 2014 1:41 am

African or European woodchuck?

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Fri May 02, 2014 1:44 am

^^lol

Rubber Chicken · Post by **Rubber Chicken** » Fri May 02, 2014 3:38 am

Can't think of any tongue twisters, but I think this says it ALL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOCtdw9FG-s

Post by **Marvin** » Fri May 02, 2014 3:45 am

Cute thread ... but a little off topic. Unless the woodchuck caused those trees on planet whatchamacallit to be chucked into the air.

PaulB · Post by **PaulB** » Fri May 02, 2014 3:57 am

From post: 169515, Topic: tid=11375, author=Rooster wrote:Here is a tongue twister....do you know any?

Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A: Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[Edited on 04/09/2014 by Rooster]

So funny

I've heard the question before but never the answer

Post by **DaveK** » Fri May 02, 2014 9:06 am

If old Wood said he would give me this wood if he could would old wood give me this wood?

Post by **DaveK** » Fri May 02, 2014 9:07 am

From post: 169527, Topic: tid=11375, author=Marvin wrote:Cute thread ... but a little off topic. Unless the woodchuck caused those trees on planet whatchamacallit to be chucked into the air.

Cindy · Post by **Cindy** » Fri May 02, 2014 5:43 pm

From post: 169527, Topic: tid=11375, author=Marvin wrote:Cute thread ... but a little off topic. Unless the woodchuck caused those trees on planet whatchamacallit to be chucked into the air.

Or maybe, "Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood in space?

A: Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood in space."

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Fri May 02, 2014 6:36 pm

^^lol funny funny.

Busch · Post by **Busch** » Fri May 02, 2014 7:39 pm

Here's an old one:

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.....

Post by **DaveK** » Fri May 02, 2014 8:24 pm

I've been gently corrected by the old guy who originally told me about his friend. Ol' Henry Wood! It should be . . .

Ol' wood gave me this wood. Said would I carry this wood through the wood? He said if I would he would give me this wood and if ol' Wood said he would Wood would.

Not really a tongue twister in the trad sense but try saying it fast

picommander · Post by **picommander** » Fri May 02, 2014 8:28 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

:D:D

Post by **DaveK** » Fri May 02, 2014 8:32 pm

From post: 169548, Topic: tid=11375, author=Cindy wrote:
From post: 169527, Topic: tid=11375, author=Marvin wrote:Cute thread ... but a little off topic. Unless the woodchuck caused those trees on planet whatchamacallit to be chucked into the air.
Or maybe, "Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood in space?

A: Everybody knows a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood in space."

The question then becomes - if a woodchuck could chuck wood in space, where does he buy his spacesuit and how fast would the wood's launch speed be and how long would a piece of wood take to travel from Sol to Sirius?

At this point Iota say though, I'm not being Sirius!

picommander · Post by **picommander** » Fri May 02, 2014 9:15 pm

Hehehehe, German <-> English 'inter-jokes' usually don't translate well, but this time as it seems I got it.
And yes, I'm Sirius

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Sat May 03, 2014 2:00 am

There was a fisherman named Fisher who fished for some fish in a fissure. Till a fish with a grin, pulled the fisherman in. Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.

Busch · Post by **Busch** » Sat May 03, 2014 2:29 am

:P:P:P:P Go Rooster!

picommander · Post by **picommander** » Sat May 03, 2014 4:38 am

One of the hardest German tongue breaker which even most German speakers can't recite, at least not fast (me included):
Fischer's Fritze fischt frische Fische. Frische Fische fischt Fischer's Fritze.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hiISG2VTE0

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Sat May 03, 2014 9:14 am

^^AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHHA I laughed for real at this! Nice post Picommander:D

Post by **DaveK** » Sat May 03, 2014 9:20 am

Anyone know any chicken/rooster twisters?

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Sun May 04, 2014 2:54 am

1) Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks and a Rooster.

2) If it takes a half-a-chicken a half-a-day to lay half-an-egg, how long would it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick all the seeds off of a dill pickle?

Post by **DaveK** » Sun May 04, 2014 7:51 am

For question 2, using the 'chicken rate of work' context as a precedent the answer is obviously a quarter of a day, but if the monkey had two good legs and was allowed to use both of them to kick the seeds then it would take forever . . .

. . . it would keep falling over.

Rubber Chicken · Post by **Rubber Chicken** » Sun May 04, 2014 7:42 pm

Is that peg leg oak or hickory wood?

Maarschalk · Post by **Maarschalk** » Sun May 04, 2014 11:16 pm

We have several American Wood Chucks in our back yard we call them all Jimmy!......

:P

Here is a Dutch Tongue Twister: Kaap the Kapper kapt knap maar de Knaap van Kaap de kapper kapt nog knapper dan Kaap de Kapper kapt.

Here is an English tongue twister for Dyslexic people! Can you figure out which one it is? If you can than your either Smart or Dyslexic! relatively speaking!.....

:P

.dekcip reppiP reteP taht sreppep delkcip fo kcap eht dekcap ohw sreppep delkcip fo kcap a dekcip reppiP reteP fi sreppep delkcip fo kcap a dekcip reppiP reteP

Rubber Chicken · Post by **Rubber Chicken** » Sun May 04, 2014 11:27 pm

What Peter Piper doesn't know is that I can read words that are backwards, upside down, and upside down + backwards!